There's drag-queen preaching Jesus in the middle of the square
And a young kid playing “Yesterday” on a Japanese guitar
There's a loser on the talk show who wants to be a star
And Sharon sings for Wayne in a Karaoke bar

There's superstar who fell from grace he has to tell it all
About the dizzy heights he rose to and his ignominious fall
Infamy or fame it's the same for one and all
We're just trying to get attention in this suburban shopping mall

In this suburban shopping mall, suburban shopping mall
We're just trying to get attention in this suburban shopping mall

Everybody's got their price in that there is no shame
Everyone will sell their soul for a minute or two of fame
We're playing the “Wheel of Fortune” and life is just a game
Some will win, some will lose but we all end up the same

We will all end up the same, we will all end up the same
Some will win, some will lose but we all end up the same

Will the drag-queen find Jesus and what will Jesus wear
Will the faded star redeem himself and become a millionaire
Will Wayne marry Sharon will they make the perfect pair
Another joke, another tragedy, does anybody care?

Dose anybody care? Dose anybody care?
Another joke, another tragedy does anybody care?

There's drag-queen preaching Jesus in the middle of the square