But it isn't my fault
I was given those beans
You persuaded me to trade away my cow for beans
And without those beans
There'd have been no stalk
To get up to the Giants in the first place
Wait a minute
Magic beans for a cow so old
That you had to tell a lie to sell it which you told
Were they worthless beans
Were they oversold
Oh and tell us who persuaded you to steal that gold
See it's your fault
No
Yes it's you fault
No
Yes it is
It's not
It's true
Wait a minute though
I only stole the gold to get my cow back from you
So it's your fault
Yes
No it isn't
I'd have kept those beans
But our house was cursed
She made us get the cow to get the curse reversed
It's his father's fault
That the curse got placed
And the place got cursed in the first place
Oh then it's his fault
So
It was his fault
No
Yes it is.It's his
I guess
Wait a minute though
I chopped down the beanstalk right that's clear
But without any beanstalk
Then what's queer is how did the second Giant get down here in the first place
Second place
Yes
How
Well who had the other bean
The other bean
The other bean
You pocketed the other bean
I didn't Yes I did
So it's your fault
No it isn't
Cause I gave it to my Wife
So it's her fault
No it isn't
Then whose is it
Wait a minute
She exchanged that bean to ontain your shoe
So the one who knows what happened to that bean is you
You mean that old bean that your wife oh dear
But I nvere knew and so I threw Well don't look here
So it's your fault
But
See it's her fault
But
And it isn't mine at all
But what
Well if you hadn't gone back up again
We were needy
You were greedy
Did you need that hen
But I got it for my Mother
So it's her fault then
Yes and what the harp in the third place
Ther harp yes
She went and dared me to
I dared you to
You dared me to
She said t hat I was scared
Me
She dared me
No I didn't
So it's your fault
Wait a minute
If you hadn't dared him to
And you had left the harp alone
If you hadn't thrown away the bean in the first place
Well if she hadn't raised them in the first place
If you hadn't raised them in the first place
You raised the beans in the first place
It's you fault
You're responsible
You're the one to blame
It's your fault