[00:01.10]
[00:10.78]
[00:18.94]Oh, I...I can't believe what you said to me
[00:27.62]Last night we were alone
[00:32.12]You threw your hands up
[00:35.70]Baby you gave up, you gave up
[00:42.08]I can't believe how you looked at me
[00:46.20]
[00:50.17]In your tight jeans with your long hair
[00:55.98]And your cigarette stained lies
[01:03.62]Could we fix you if you broke
[01:12.59]And with your punch line just a joke
[01:21.53]I'll never talk again
[01:25.53]Oh boy you've left me speechless
[01:31.48]You've left me speechless, so speechless...
[01:38.89]And I’ll never love again (Oh, friends)
[01:45.50]You left me speechless
[01:49.50]You've left me speechless, so speechless...
[01:55.62][Stage Monologue:]
[01:56.54](And, my make-up, every night, this fucking make-up falls off right at that same lyric Shit...
[02:07.60]And on other note, not blow up too many people’s spots tonight
[02:12.74]But...Liza Minnelli is here!
[02:19.60]I thought you all might want to stand up for her, because you know, it is Liza！
[02:32.52]And Marisa Tomei is here tonight!
[02:38.13]I usually would never tell you guys who is here tonight
[02:42.06]But the reasons I’m telling you is because, these two women influenced me so much... when I was in Theater School
[02:48.79]Because I went to Tisch, you know, at NYU
[02:55.40]And what used to happen was the teachers would go:
[03:00.63]“Well, your voice is too pop, and when you sing pop music, your voice is too theater...”
[03:16.16]“And you know, you’re never gonna play a heroine and you’re never gonna play blondes...”
[03:23.03]“You know, you’re never gonna play the ingenue...”
[03:27.65]“You’re never gonna be the main character, you’re never gonna be the Star...”
[03:31.76]“...Because you have dark hair and it’s too ethnic”
[03:45.91]So, I used to say, “Well, what about Liza?”
[03:55.75]And then I’d get to acting class
[03:58.16]And they always put out a script for me that Marisa had played in a movie
[04:05.35]And they’d say,” You’ll play these kinds of...these kinds of really ballsy women roles
[04:10.76]And you know what, there’s never a role other than that I’m ever gonna wanna play
[04:14.61]
[04:17.82][Lyrics:]
[04:20.54]And after all the drinks and bars that we've been to
[04:28.44]Would you give it all up?
[04:31.00]Could I give it all up for you?
[04:38.06]And after all the boys and girls that we've been through
[04:45.04]Would you give it all up?
[04:48.48]I never give it all up...
[04:53.16]If I promise boy to you
[05:01.10]Why never I talk again
[05:10.99]And I'll never love again...
[05:18.65]I'll never write a song
[05:22.70]Won't even sing along
[05:26.70]
[05:30.77]
[05:56.47]So speechless, babe...
[06:16.68]