Why am I Why am I Why am I Standing in the club Why am I Why am I Why am I Standing in the club I'm standing in the club I'm standing in the club Spending all my cash Trying to chat these bitches up I'm standing in the club I'm standing in the club But the DJ sucks So why am I in the club This room is so hot The girls are so not And I can't find my friends It's the hot spot Tonight, but so what I still can't find my friends (can't find my friends) I think I'm about To puke and pass out I wish that this night would end Why am I Why am I Why am I Standing in the club Why am I Why am I Why am I Standing in the club I'm standing in the club I'm standing in the club And the Black Eyed Peas and P Diddy say what up I'm standing in the club I'm standing in the club And I'm on my knees in the bathroom throwing up My girl is at home I'm here on my own I'm not looking for romance But, down on the floor Some chick is hardcore She's tryin' to get in my pants (get in my pants) Now this is not right She might change her mind The more that she sees me dance Why am I Why am I Why am I Standing in the club Why am I Why am I Why am I Standing in the club DJ, play something good DJ, I wish that you would DJ, play something good DJ, I wish that you would DJ, play something good DJ, I wish that you would DJ, play something good DJ, DJ Why am I Why am I Why am I Standing in the club Why am I Why am I Why am I Standing in the club