[00:07.000]When I tell people, as I now tell you,
[00:11.000]That now comes the story about three donkeys in heaven
[00:15.000]It has some odd effects
[00:17.000]People who have always said
[00:19.000]That they don't believe in heaven
[00:21.000]Are rather offended at the thought
[00:23.000]That donkeys should be allowed in
[00:26.000]It seems very illogical
[00:28.000]If heaven is for people who are rather nice
[00:31.000]Then why not for donkeys who, in the main, are nicer than people
[00:35.000]Well, most animals are, don't you agree
[00:39.000]Anyway, three donkeys spending an afternoon together in heaven
[00:45.000]They'd all been there a very long time
[00:47.000]Centuries
[00:48.000]By accident they discovered
[00:50.000]That they'd all come from the same part of the world
[00:53.000]And had arrived in heaven at roughly
[00:54.000]Give or take a few years the same time
[00:58.000]Very pleasant and interesting for them
[01:01.000]They all looked rather like, well, donkeys do
[01:05.000]They were lying in the shade
[01:07.000]One of them was telling his story
[01:08.000]And the other two were listening
[01:12.000]Quietly, as perhaps you are
[01:33.000]Three donkeys in heaven
[01:38.000]In heaven
[01:43.000]Three donkeys in heaven
[01:46.000]In heaven
[02:30.000]Three donkeys in heaven
[02:35.000]In heaven
[03:07.000]Three donkeys in heaven
[03:13.000]In heaven
[03:17.000](donkey noises)
[03:45.000]Three donkeys in heaven
[03:49.000]In heaven
[04:04.000]Three donkeys in heaven
[04:09.000]In heaven