(Verse)
You could probably say I'm difficult
I probably talk too much
I over ************yze and over think things
Yes it's a nasty crutch
(Verse)
I'm usually only waiting for you to stop talking
So that I can
Concerning 2 way streets I have to say
That I am not a fan
(Chorus)
But I am the greatest mother******
That you're ever gonna meet
From the top of my head
Down to the tips of the toes on my feet
So go ahead and love me while it's still a crime
And don't forget you could be laughing
65 percent more of the time
You could be laughing
65 percent more of the time
(Verse)
Half of the time I think I'm in some movie
I play the underdog of course
I wonder who they'll get to play me
Maybe they could dig up Richard Burton's corpse
(Verse)
I am not who you think I am
I am quite angry which I barely can conceal
You think I hate myself, it's you I hate
Because you have the nerve to make me feel
(Chorus)
But I am the greatest mother******
That you're ever gonna meet
From the top of my head
Down to the tips of the toes on my feet
So go ahead and love me while it's still a crime
And don't forget you could be laughing
65 percent more of the time
You could be laughing
65 percent more of the time
(Bridge)
I should've practiced my scales
I should not be attracted to males
But you said that I should learn to love myself
Make up your mind dr. Frankestein
(Chorus)
But I am the greatest mother******
That you're ever gonna meet
From the top of my head
Down to the tips of the toes on my feet
So go ahead and love me while it's still a crime
And don't forget you could be laughing
65 percent more of the time
You could be laughing
63 percent more of the time
You could be laughing
25 percent more of the time