[00:05.12]They're amazing, don't you think?
[00:10.55]So incredibly talented
[00:16.05]So many hits on YouTube
[00:22.61]So many things to live up to
[00:37.69]They're amazing, don't you think?
[00:43.54]My two older brothers
[00:48.67]They've had a wonderful career
[00:54.44]But I was never asked to join them
[01:01.31]Oh God, how can it be?
[01:07.29]Those assholes did not ask me?
[01:15.60]I will never be a star
[01:22.78]I will never ever do a concert
[01:26.44]Never perform with an audience
[01:30.91]I'll never stand alone on stage
[01:38.45]I wouldn't have the nerve to do it
[01:42.22]Guess I would fuck it up anyway
[01:46.18]I will never be a star
[01:49.59]I have some tricks up my sleeve
[01:53.47]How I wish that I can show them
[01:57.03]I spin a pen around my thumb
[02:00.88]And then I grab it with my index
[02:04.53]I want to show it
[02:06.08]But I know I can't
[02:07.67]Cause the live audience
[02:09.43]Gives me nerves here I stand
[02:11.53]I tremble, I sweat
[02:13.48]Shivers run down my spine
[02:15.38]As I stretch out my arm and prepare
[02:23.85]That's why I'll never be a star
[02:31.31]I wouldn't know how to move my body
[02:34.29]I would be stiff as a traffic light
[02:38.73]I will never be a star
[02:45.37]I wouldn't know how to top the With lots of smoke going everywhere
[02:55.61]Ok, listen up everyone!
[02:57.72]I know you enjoyed my pen trick
[02:59.79]And it's real easy, you can learn it too
[03:02.56]Just go to YouTube and search for "pen trick"
[03:05.84]That's what I did!
[03:09.46]I will never be a star
[03:16.61]You better believe it
[03:19.28]Cause I mean it
[03:21.02]I will never be
[03:24.13]I will never be a star