SHADYXV

Song SHADYXV
Artist Eminem
Album SHADYXV

Lyrics

[00:06.31] I'm liable to start a violent spark
[00:07.29] with a silent thought
[00:08.23] I disgust you like dialogue
[00:09.49] from the shop to The Wired Frog
[00:10.65] Night club, *******t, I was taught
[00:12.16] if you see these on fire
[00:13.11] You had to put it out yourself like Highland Park,
[00:14.47] no fire depar**ent
[00:16.07] So you may not hear sirens at all
[00:17.42] But don't be alarmed if I sound off
[00:18.65] Something just ain't right with me, dawg
[00:20.58] A martyr on a private charter,
[00:22.45] whose life could be harder
[00:23.66] Widely regarded, highly bite me,
[00:24.80] sweetheart, I'm slightly retarded
[00:26.33] But tonight I'm starting *******t,
[00:27.49] I'm feeling self righteous
[00:28.49] I might just hop in a mosh
[00:29.51] pit on some Mike Tyson and Pac *******t
[00:31.07] Looking to box with anybody, disorderly conduct
[00:33.13] I'll ******* around
[00:34.95] and snort a key and pick a fight with a locksmith
[00:37.45] Fan of the LOX, bananas,
[00:38.50] manic, I'm going in shock
[00:39.34] Frantic, I'm trapped in a closet
[00:40.26] Panic attack cause I'm claustrophobic
[00:41.76] No, *******, I mean
[00:42.56] I can't maneuver from movement
[00:43.57] Cause I had no room for improvement
[00:44.48] I'm practically squashed,
[00:46.11] unpacked it and boxed it
[00:47.31] Toxic, hands are arsenic,
[00:48.73] flammable bars, examine the content
[00:50.03] Bar exam, start of insanity
[00:51.04] Charles Hamilton slash Manson and Bronson
[00:53.77] Animal snarls, cannibal jaws
[00:56.30] Shark mandibles, lambs that'll slaughter
[00:57.89] Looking skamp as Hannibal stocking
[00:59.46] Anthony Hopkins with his hands in his pockets
[01:03.82] Black out, Zach Galifianakis, gallons of Vodka
[01:05.89] But I gallon some knockers
[01:08.89] I bet you they ring a bell
[01:11.19] when I come back and I'm conscious
[01:13.77] What happened, doc? I passed out again
[01:14.88] Alcohol's making me break into vacant's naked
[01:15.71] Stole a Magnum box
[01:16.50] and bag Cirocs in back of a Doxon
[01:17.30] Fell asleep watching Fear Factor and Scare Tactics
[01:18.76] Too close to the stair master
[01:20.64] Poked a hole in the air mattress and popped it
[01:22.55] Woke up shortly there after, hungover
[01:26.83] No one to wear, grasping a bear,
[01:29.79] rasped it and dropped it
[01:32.61] Air Max in my closet,
[01:33.38] preposterous Nikes made out of ostrich
[01:34.35] And the cross stitching is a cross mix
[01:35.21] Of a rhinoceros, possum skin,
[01:36.15] giraffe and a dolphin
[01:36.94] Dolphin fin dockers, eyes cautious, drop crotches
[01:38.24] Swats watches and sneakers matches
[01:40.03] with the parkers
[01:42.76] But it's like being overstepped at a boxing gym
[01:43.95] With all these trainers,
[01:45.23] but I don't have any boxers
[01:45.97] And I'm standing here naked,
[01:46.77] hangover, still wasted
[01:47.91] Like paper you write raps on, obnoxious
[01:48.72] Yo, why does it always sound like
[01:49.74] I'm grabbing my nostrils?
[01:50.75] ******* that, I'll battle 'em all, I'll battle 'em all
[01:53.38] I'll stand there and yell mad at a wall
[01:54.94] Until the mannequin doll
[01:56.01] scatter the inanimate objects
[01:57.26] That I'm badder than all, shatter and fall
[01:59.17] Cause I hear the track
[02:00.74] And I'm starting to get ******g amped,
[02:02.01] I'mma spark with 'em
[02:03.36] Like the car with the cables hooked
[02:04.69] to my ******g back, I'm a Duracell
[02:06.61] But I sure as hell got it backwards
[02:07.40] cause y'all could get jumped
[02:08.22] And I'd catch the battery charge, but
[02:10.08] I got a hunch like your back when it's arching
[02:12.58] When I start attacking your squadron
[02:14.18] You'll feel like Master Card when I'm charging
[02:15.73] So take a swipe at me, I'm coming straight at you
[02:16.92] Like Clay Matthews from the Green Bay Packers
[02:18.78] So get the sack of Wisconsin
[02:20.20] That's nutbag that I'm talking, who am I kidding?
[02:22.47] You *******s are all gonna do my bidding
[02:23.74] Don't get dragged to the auction
[02:25.21] Neiman Marcus, bags of the Tylenol
[02:26.95] I'll push a ******* into oncoming traffic,
[02:28.63] just watch this
[02:29.60] Stretched, tinted, black sedan my ass
[02:31.16] See I'm at you wack when
[02:32.38] I drop you off at Saks Fifth Ave
[02:33.78] In a ******g taxi cab to go shopping
[02:35.11] Affable guy next door is laughable
[02:36.37] My next whore's gon' have mechanical arms
[02:38.45] That'll jack me off
[02:39.55] with a lotion dispenser with a motion sensor
[02:41.24] No emotion hence
[02:42.40] I guess this sick ******* dies hard
[02:43.38] I got a Magic Johnson
[02:45.63] It's like a magic wand allows me to
[02:47.04] not let a blonde arouse me
[02:48.05] If Ronda Rousey was on the couch,
[02:49.04] with the condoms out
[02:50.29] Holding a thousand Magnums at once,
[02:51.26] Wants to Pounce
[02:52.25] How I laugh in response how she dances
[02:53.13] and flaunts it around me
[02:54.59] Her flat little badonkadonk is bouncing around
[02:55.77] And all I see is
[02:57.65] she's slaughterhouse in a blouse
[02:58.72] And Madonna with mud on her,
[02:59.64] got dammit I a misogynist
[03:00.72]I slap [?] with a lobster, throw her off a balcony
[03:02.09] Just so happens she's fond of Al
[03:04.04] Cause now she's faceplanting on the concrete
[03:08.73] Complete lack of responsibility
[03:10.57] Half you assholes ain't strong
[03:12.49] enough to pick up a spirit
[03:13.40] *******t, you *******s couldn't shoplift at a thrift shop
[03:15.72] But I let the track lift 'em up, boost the energy
[03:17.79] Klepto, I'm back to rip shop up,
[03:19.33] but my thing is this now
[03:20.70] Five finger discount
[03:22.00] Been rapping so long I've been killing this *******t,
[03:23.85] it's easy
[03:24.56] Kidnapping your mom cause
[03:25.87] I'm still in this *******, thievery
[03:26.88] Ransom for JonBenét Ramsey,
[03:28.84] Chandra Levy, and Gary Condit
[03:30.05] Always scared if I went back to the blonde
[03:32.81] I might relapse, get to some bull*******t
[03:34.22] Perhaps I'll launch some cracker taunts
[03:35.65] at Action Bronson
[03:36.52] Macklemore and Mac Miller and Asher Roth
[03:38.50] Have some back and forths
[03:39.33] And record a wack response to
[03:40.69] Kendrick Lamar's Control verse
[03:41.93] And perform Fack in concert
[03:43.27][Fack plays]
[03:48.60] Yo, I put that *******t on a Greatest Hits album
[03:49.83] Now that was awesome
[03:51.12] It takes some massive ******* to do some *******t like that
[03:53.64] Sometimes I have to ponder why people are like
[03:54.55] (I'll stick around)
[03:55.77] And put up with my crap so long for
[03:56.93] What's the attraction, mama?
[03:58.32] Is it the fact that I'm a walking, talking,
[03:59.62] actual quadruple entendre
[04:01.27] Or the pointy nose that's pointing at you, mama?
[04:03.96] Who knows at this point, it's always poking so meh
[04:06.38] Still get along with this voice
[04:08.17] cause that's the monster
[04:09.42] So do-si-do with a sociopath,
[04:12.43] everyone who knows me knows that
[04:13.60] What they don't know is the
[04:15.96] fact Rihanna calls me Pinocchio, meh
[04:16.42] She loves the way I lie
[04:17.09] Sits on my face and waits for my nose to grow
[04:18.51] Pathological liar, oh, why am I such an asshole
[04:21.89] That might've disguise pants, but they on fire
[04:22.35] So am I-a, wooh, Cappadonna, cut the track off
[04:23.25] Sabotage Chris**as, crap in your stocking
[04:24.26] I'm wrapping up all the presents
[04:28.83] In ******g camouflage so you can't even find 'em
[04:29.46] Jack Santa Claus, snap Rudolph's antlers off
[04:37.55] Wrap his schnoz in gauze bandage and blind him
[04:39.73] Blowing the head gasket at Bed,
[04:41.54] Bath and Beyond
[04:42.36] Put the basket back
[04:43.19] while the bath salt packets are gone
[04:44.56] Know you really tired of me sampling Billy Squier
[04:46.32] But classic rock acid rap is the genre
[04:48.26] Got Slash on guitar, spla*******ng Bizarre,
[04:50.81] Trasher and Aerosmith
[04:53.84] And I'm a spectacular archer,
[04:54.96] feed count Dracula Chocula
[04:56.54] Godzilla, half dragon and Bob Dylan
[04:58.32] Bandwagoners kicking the damn stragglers off
[04:59.26] and I'm strangling 'em
[05:00.04] Smack Kim Basinger on the ass
[05:00.72]

Pinyin

[00:06.31] I' m liable to start a violent spark
[00:07.29] with a silent thought
[00:08.23] I disgust you like dialogue
[00:09.49] from the shop to The Wired Frog
[00:10.65] Night club, t, I was taught
[00:12.16] if you see these on fire
[00:13.11] You had to put it out yourself like Highland Park,
[00:14.47] no fire depar ent
[00:16.07] So you may not hear sirens at all
[00:17.42] But don' t be alarmed if I sound off
[00:18.65] Something just ain' t right with me, dawg
[00:20.58] A martyr on a private charter,
[00:22.45] whose life could be harder
[00:23.66] Widely regarded, highly bite me,
[00:24.80] sweetheart, I' m slightly retarded
[00:26.33] But tonight I' m starting t,
[00:27.49] I' m feeling self righteous
[00:28.49] I might just hop in a mosh
[00:29.51] pit on some Mike Tyson and Pac t
[00:31.07] Looking to box with anybody, disorderly conduct
[00:33.13] I' ll around
[00:34.95] and snort a key and pick a fight with a locksmith
[00:37.45] Fan of the LOX, bananas,
[00:38.50] manic, I' m going in shock
[00:39.34] Frantic, I' m trapped in a closet
[00:40.26] Panic attack cause I' m claustrophobic
[00:41.76] No, , I mean
[00:42.56] I can' t maneuver from movement
[00:43.57] Cause I had no room for improvement
[00:44.48] I' m practically squashed,
[00:46.11] unpacked it and boxed it
[00:47.31] Toxic, hands are arsenic,
[00:48.73] flammable bars, examine the content
[00:50.03] Bar exam, start of insanity
[00:51.04] Charles Hamilton slash Manson and Bronson
[00:53.77] Animal snarls, cannibal jaws
[00:56.30] Shark mandibles, lambs that' ll slaughter
[00:57.89] Looking skamp as Hannibal stocking
[00:59.46] Anthony Hopkins with his hands in his pockets
[01:03.82] Black out, Zach Galifianakis, gallons of Vodka
[01:05.89] But I gallon some knockers
[01:08.89] I bet you they ring a bell
[01:11.19] when I come back and I' m conscious
[01:13.77] What happened, doc? I passed out again
[01:14.88] Alcohol' s making me break into vacant' s naked
[01:15.71] Stole a Magnum box
[01:16.50] and bag Cirocs in back of a Doxon
[01:17.30] Fell asleep watching Fear Factor and Scare Tactics
[01:18.76] Too close to the stair master
[01:20.64] Poked a hole in the air mattress and popped it
[01:22.55] Woke up shortly there after, hungover
[01:26.83] No one to wear, grasping a bear,
[01:29.79] rasped it and dropped it
[01:32.61] Air Max in my closet,
[01:33.38] preposterous Nikes made out of ostrich
[01:34.35] And the cross stitching is a cross mix
[01:35.21] Of a rhinoceros, possum skin,
[01:36.15] giraffe and a dolphin
[01:36.94] Dolphin fin dockers, eyes cautious, drop crotches
[01:38.24] Swats watches and sneakers matches
[01:40.03] with the parkers
[01:42.76] But it' s like being overstepped at a boxing gym
[01:43.95] With all these trainers,
[01:45.23] but I don' t have any boxers
[01:45.97] And I' m standing here naked,
[01:46.77] hangover, still wasted
[01:47.91] Like paper you write raps on, obnoxious
[01:48.72] Yo, why does it always sound like
[01:49.74] I' m grabbing my nostrils?
[01:50.75] that, I' ll battle ' em all, I' ll battle ' em all
[01:53.38] I' ll stand there and yell mad at a wall
[01:54.94] Until the mannequin doll
[01:56.01] scatter the inanimate objects
[01:57.26] That I' m badder than all, shatter and fall
[01:59.17] Cause I hear the track
[02:00.74] And I' m starting to get g amped,
[02:02.01] I' mma spark with ' em
[02:03.36] Like the car with the cables hooked
[02:04.69] to my g back, I' m a Duracell
[02:06.61] But I sure as hell got it backwards
[02:07.40] cause y' all could get jumped
[02:08.22] And I' d catch the battery charge, but
[02:10.08] I got a hunch like your back when it' s arching
[02:12.58] When I start attacking your squadron
[02:14.18] You' ll feel like Master Card when I' m charging
[02:15.73] So take a swipe at me, I' m coming straight at you
[02:16.92] Like Clay Matthews from the Green Bay Packers
[02:18.78] So get the sack of Wisconsin
[02:20.20] That' s nutbag that I' m talking, who am I kidding?
[02:22.47] You s are all gonna do my bidding
[02:23.74] Don' t get dragged to the auction
[02:25.21] Neiman Marcus, bags of the Tylenol
[02:26.95] I' ll push a into oncoming traffic,
[02:28.63] just watch this
[02:29.60] Stretched, tinted, black sedan my ass
[02:31.16] See I' m at you wack when
[02:32.38] I drop you off at Saks Fifth Ave
[02:33.78] In a g taxi cab to go shopping
[02:35.11] Affable guy next door is laughable
[02:36.37] My next whore' s gon' have mechanical arms
[02:38.45] That' ll jack me off
[02:39.55] with a lotion dispenser with a motion sensor
[02:41.24] No emotion hence
[02:42.40] I guess this sick dies hard
[02:43.38] I got a Magic Johnson
[02:45.63] It' s like a magic wand allows me to
[02:47.04] not let a blonde arouse me
[02:48.05] If Ronda Rousey was on the couch,
[02:49.04] with the condoms out
[02:50.29] Holding a thousand Magnums at once,
[02:51.26] Wants to Pounce
[02:52.25] How I laugh in response how she dances
[02:53.13] and flaunts it around me
[02:54.59] Her flat little badonkadonk is bouncing around
[02:55.77] And all I see is
[02:57.65] she' s slaughterhouse in a blouse
[02:58.72] And Madonna with mud on her,
[02:59.64] got dammit I a misogynist
[03:00.72]I slap [?] with a lobster, throw her off a balcony
[03:02.09] Just so happens she' s fond of Al
[03:04.04] Cause now she' s faceplanting on the concrete
[03:08.73] Complete lack of responsibility
[03:10.57] Half you assholes ain' t strong
[03:12.49] enough to pick up a spirit
[03:13.40] t, you s couldn' t shoplift at a thrift shop
[03:15.72] But I let the track lift ' em up, boost the energy
[03:17.79] Klepto, I' m back to rip shop up,
[03:19.33] but my thing is this now
[03:20.70] Five finger discount
[03:22.00] Been rapping so long I' ve been killing this t,
[03:23.85] it' s easy
[03:24.56] Kidnapping your mom cause
[03:25.87] I' m still in this , thievery
[03:26.88] Ransom for JonBené t Ramsey,
[03:28.84] Chandra Levy, and Gary Condit
[03:30.05] Always scared if I went back to the blonde
[03:32.81] I might relapse, get to some bull t
[03:34.22] Perhaps I' ll launch some cracker taunts
[03:35.65] at Action Bronson
[03:36.52] Macklemore and Mac Miller and Asher Roth
[03:38.50] Have some back and forths
[03:39.33] And record a wack response to
[03:40.69] Kendrick Lamar' s Control verse
[03:41.93] And perform Fack in concert
[03:43.27][Fack plays]
[03:48.60] Yo, I put that t on a Greatest Hits album
[03:49.83] Now that was awesome
[03:51.12] It takes some massive to do some t like that
[03:53.64] Sometimes I have to ponder why people are like
[03:54.55] I' ll stick around
[03:55.77] And put up with my crap so long for
[03:56.93] What' s the attraction, mama?
[03:58.32] Is it the fact that I' m a walking, talking,
[03:59.62] actual quadruple entendre
[04:01.27] Or the pointy nose that' s pointing at you, mama?
[04:03.96] Who knows at this point, it' s always poking so meh
[04:06.38] Still get along with this voice
[04:08.17] cause that' s the monster
[04:09.42] So dosido with a sociopath,
[04:12.43] everyone who knows me knows that
[04:13.60] What they don' t know is the
[04:15.96] fact Rihanna calls me Pinocchio, meh
[04:16.42] She loves the way I lie
[04:17.09] Sits on my face and waits for my nose to grow
[04:18.51] Pathological liar, oh, why am I such an asshole
[04:21.89] That might' ve disguise pants, but they on fire
[04:22.35] So am Ia, wooh, Cappadonna, cut the track off
[04:23.25] Sabotage Chris as, crap in your stocking
[04:24.26] I' m wrapping up all the presents
[04:28.83] In g camouflage so you can' t even find ' em
[04:29.46] Jack Santa Claus, snap Rudolph' s antlers off
[04:37.55] Wrap his schnoz in gauze bandage and blind him
[04:39.73] Blowing the head gasket at Bed,
[04:41.54] Bath and Beyond
[04:42.36] Put the basket back
[04:43.19] while the bath salt packets are gone
[04:44.56] Know you really tired of me sampling Billy Squier
[04:46.32] But classic rock acid rap is the genre
[04:48.26] Got Slash on guitar, spla ng Bizarre,
[04:50.81] Trasher and Aerosmith
[04:53.84] And I' m a spectacular archer,
[04:54.96] feed count Dracula Chocula
[04:56.54] Godzilla, half dragon and Bob Dylan
[04:58.32] Bandwagoners kicking the damn stragglers off
[04:59.26] and I' m strangling ' em
[05:00.04] Smack Kim Basinger on the ass
[05:00.72]