| Song | A Collect Call |
| Artist | YTCracker |
| Album | Introducing Neals |
| Operator: | |
| This is a collect call from an inmate at the san secuestro regional correctional facility. do you accept the charges? | |
| Neals: | |
| I do | |
| Neals gf: | |
| Neals, it's me. i knew i shouldn't have downloaded those shows. they're really trying to throw the book at me - i mean, ten years in federal prison for true housewives of san secuestro? i have no idea what to do, and i'm totally scared |