show up at her house around six 
her driveway paved in them offset bricks 
always been a little nervous around them hot chicks 
cause of all those years i spent on computer chips 
hesitate as i approach her door 
i dont even have a place to take her on this date so what am i here for? 
i gotta think quickly or else 
shes gonna know im just an oaf and im just kidding myself 
wheres a place that we can just chill? 
that i can impress her with one of my little skills? 
karaokes not an option man you all heard me singing 
about deleting all my files and doing computer cleaning 
only sport im even good at is surfing up on the web 
and the only place i do thats at the foot of my bed 
hold up - i think i got a solution 
a staple of the past a classic game institution 
take her on a barcade date 
make her feel special and make me look great 
show her im a bit of a player 
so i can do the joust in her dragons lair 
get that elevator action im doing the up and down 
like im going on a rampage destroying the whole town 
show her my command of the missile 
on a grid of multicolored pixel 
take her on a barcade date 
make her feel special and make me look great 
show her im a bit of a player 
so i can do the joust in her dragons lair 
get that elevator action im doing the up and down 
like im going on a rampage destroying the whole town 
show her my command of the missile 
on a grid of multicolored pixel 
soon as we enter im feeling myself at home 
to the left i got ms pac man to the right battlezone 
listen to the bleeps and the boops 
im putting money in the changer im gon rally the troops 
i got a pocket full of quarters and my homeboys do too 
sipping on the gin and the juice 
watch her eyes light up as im working the crane 
trying to win her a stuffed animal with all of my change 
"let me give a shot," she states 
so i give her the controls and wait 
first try and shes pulling out a dinosaur 
looks like i bring in a ringer and shes defeating my score 
who wouldve known this girl would slaughter every record i made 
and i watched her get a kill screen on each game that she played 
i was a bit afraid - but was surely turned on 
and i knew she was a keeper when she defeated tron 
took her on a barcade date 
im not that special but i sure feel great 
showed her im not much of a player 
so she might run defender on her dragons lair 
she got that elevator action she doing the up and down 
and she going on a rampage destroying the whole town 
showed me her command of the missile 
on a grid of multicolored pixel 
took her on a barcade date 
im not that special but i sure feel great 
showed her im not much of a player 
so she might run defender on her dragons lair 
she got that elevator action she doing the up and down 
and she going on a rampage destroying the whole town 
showed me her command of the missile 
on a grid of multicolored pixel 
(whew) man im in like flynn 
not erol you stupid dummy im talking kevin 
even though im obviously lacking in talent in games 
she thought it was endearing that i tried all the same 
so with my pole position secure i felt better 
i knew it was a lock when she put on my hooded sweater 
and she cuddled up next to me 
and touched my balls like on centipede 
scuse me for being lewd im not used to attention 
from the opposite sex but i believe that i mentioned 
that clearly at the onset i think that im falling 
rapidly in love like four lined blocks in a column 
thats a tetris reference - one that shed get 
one im sure she would appreciate me saying before we split 
so i did - and she snickered 
then we headed back to her place for some frogger and liquor 
we went on a barcade date 
then we headed to her home to invader each others space 
i guess were just a couple of players 
bout to make a tempest in the dragons lair 
we got that elevator action we doing the up and down 
like we going on a rampage destroying the whole town 
showing our command of the missiles 
from a grid of multicolored pixel 
we went on a barcade date 
then we headed to her home to invader each others space 
i guess were just a couple of players 
bout to make a tempest in the dragons lair 
we got that elevator action we doing the up and down 
like we going on a rampage destroying the whole town 
showing our command of the missiles 
from a grid of multicolored pixel