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[00:07.15]I read the news today oh boy
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[00:13.16]About a lucky man who made the grade
[00:16.82]
[00:19.37]And though the news was rather sad
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[00:25.34]Well I just had to laugh
[00:27.83]
[00:31.38]I saw the photograph
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[00:37.83]He blew his mind out in a car
[00:40.80]
[00:43.70]He didn't notice that the lights had changed
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[00:49.91]A crowd of people stood and stared
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[00:56.17]They'd seen his face before
[00:58.08]
[00:59.02]Nobody was really sure
[01:00.41]If he was from the House of Lords
[01:03.72]
[01:08.90]I saw a film today oh boy
[01:11.81]
[01:14.56]The English Army had just won the war
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[01:20.97]A crowd of people turned away
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[01:26.83]But I just had to look
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[01:30.43]Having read the book
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[01:35.61]I'd love to turn you on
[01:41.04]
[02:36.59]Woke up  fell out of bed
[02:38.80]
[02:39.32]Dragged a comb across my head
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[02:46.45]Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
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[02:49.59]And looking up I noticed I was late
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[02:53.33](late  late  late   )
[02:56.88]Found my coat my hat
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[02:59.34]Made the bus in seconds flat
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[03:06.79]Found my way upstairs and had a smoke
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[03:10.00]And somebody spoke
[03:10.85]And I went into a dream
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[03:13.94](dream  dream  dream)
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[03:48.13]I read the news today oh boy
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[03:53.89]Four thousand holes in Blackburn
[03:56.34]Lancashire
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[03:59.63]And though the holes were rather small
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[04:05.35]They had to count them all
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[04:08.04]Now they know how many holes
[04:09.43]It takes to fill the Albert Hall
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[04:13.53]I'd love to turn you on