How glad the many millions of Timothys and Williams Would be to capture me But you had such persistence, you wore down my resistance I fell, and it was swell You're my big and brave and handsome Romeo How I won you, I shall never, never know It's not that you're attractive but, oh, my heart grew active When you came into view I've got a crush on you, sweetie pie All the day and night-time, hear me sigh I never had the least notion That I could fall with so much emotion Could you coo? Could you care For a cunning cottage we could share? The world will pardon my mush 'Cause I've got a crush, my baby, on you (instrumental break) Could you coo? Could you care For a cunning cottage we could share? The world will pardon my mush 'Cause I've got a crush, my baby, on you Yes, I've got a crush, my baby, on you