You mouthed it all, atrociously too perfect. Posed, calm, with this dreadful civility. This grin! Reminiscence of a polite drink, a juice cocktail without liquor. A friendly flavour that pleases all, repels no one. You are a soft crowd pleasure. Like a lonely desperate being that brings a basket full of treats. It will be eaten but you will not gain any friends. Your seduction campaign is too bold, way too bold. A dusty old institution with a revamped facade. A staged glamorous look to appeal my generation. I have no interest. I really don’t care. What are you proud for? What have you done, to gain our nationwide admiration ? It was all given to you. You are just perfect hollow news. Smoke and mirrors. A fairy tale accessible for the masses. A spending spree and a waste of time.