I always had To tell her to relax And a cat can slip in doors Through multitudes of cracks And it's funny what they'll do 'Cause cracks lead outside too When I asked her where she's goin' She said, "Far away from you" Stuck here on my own now Diggin' down deep I don't understand it But I ain't losin' sleep I'm not gonna lay down Or head north out of town I don't know but I think I'll go And try dog mushin' with an Eskimo In Alaska, Alaska I think I'll try Alaska Somewhere she could wait for me I'll catch up, just wait and see Idaho, Nebraska I don't know, I'll ask her I think I'll try I think I'll try Alaska I sold my old piano For the rent I loaded up on bug spray And I found my daddy's tent Now I'm in high gear doin' 45 Hummin' a tune I won't see the moon 'Til sometime in July I guess I could've flown Or took a train But you won't see a moose With just sittin' on a plane And now there's no more road But I got a light load And if she isn't in Alaska I'll stay and pan for gold Alaska, Alaska I think I'll try Alaska Somewhere she could wait for me I'll catch up, just wait and see Idaho, Nebraska I don't know Alaska I think I'll try I think I'll try Alaska Just when I thought I'd end up alone Big ol' 'Laskan mama Come walkin' down the road Alaska, Alaska I'll stay right here in Alaska All settled down and havin' fun Here in the land of the midnight sun Is it time to call the pastor? I don't know, I'll ask her I'll stay right here, I'll stay right here I'll stay right here, I'll stay right here I'll stay right here, I'll stay right here I'll stay right here, I'll stay right here I'll stay right here, I'll stay right here I'll stay right here, I'll stay right here I'll stay right here, I'll stay right here I'll stay right here, I'll stay right here