[00:08.23]Why is there a muffin in my mailbox?
[00:12.49]Derpy Hooves!
[00:15.23]Just derped in,
[00:16.47]All wall-eyed -
[00:17.58]Must be hard to see.
[00:22.33]Mail
[00:22.78]Hoof out
[00:23.65]Time for delivery.
[00:28.52]You notice that she's derpin
[00:30.19]You know she's thinkin' muffin
[00:31.91]You know she's gonna run in
[00:33.66]To that there table, baby.
[00:35.62]Package, probably broke it
[00:37.34]Stuffed up in the mail slit
[00:39.10]Derpy's gonna bust her bubble behind.
[00:42.80]She's a ditzy horse
[00:44.44]Gonna fly off course
[00:46.16]She's a blondie, blondie, blond for sures!
[00:49.75]She's a ditzy horse
[00:51.50]Gonna fly off course
[00:53.32]She'll leave you, leave you, wantin more!
[01:05.16]Watch her derp
[01:06.47]When she jerks
[01:07.27]She eats it hard.
[01:12.08]Some might gasp
[01:13.40]And ask
[01:14.33]If she's all that smart
[01:18.47]Coordination's lackin',
[01:19.97]Head she's always wackin',
[01:21.70]You know she's walkin' smack in
[01:23.48]To that mailbox, baby.
[01:25.38]Package probably broke it
[01:27.02]Tangled in the hammock
[01:28.77]Derpy's gonna bust her bubble behind.
[01:32.53]She's a ditzy horse
[01:34.18]Gonna fly off course
[01:35.92]She's a blondie, blondie, blond for sures!
[01:39.42]She's a ditzy horse
[01:41.19]Gonna fly off course
[01:43.05]She'll leave you, leave you, wantin more!
[02:04.13]Like I'm Derpy Hooves
[02:05.69]And you gotta get it together
[02:07.55]'Cause I'm goin' crazy
[02:09.01]And I'm droppin' anvils like the weather.
[02:10.97]And you think I'm nuts
[02:12.49]And I don't really give a cuss
[02:14.75]There you go,
[02:15.58]Kiss me now,
[02:16.51]Hah ah ah!
[02:18.17]Bubbles on my butt,
[02:19.20]Muffins yeah!
[02:20.13]Woo! Woo! Woo!
[02:21.62]Though I do not really know
[02:23.28]What I'm talkin' bout too!
[02:25.13]Derpin derpin derpin
[02:26.54]Eyes are crossed
[02:27.28]La la la la la
[02:28.57]Is this north
[02:29.88]Or is this south?
[02:30.78]Lala lala woo-hoo!
[02:47.26]She's a ditzy horse
[02:48.55]Gonna fly off course
[02:50.32]She's a blondie, blondie, blond for sures!
[02:53.85]She's a ditzy horse
[02:55.54]Gonna fly off course
[02:57.38]She'll leave you, leave you, wantin more!
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