I almost said you used to be a lot of fun
But so did I
The spirit used to move us
Used to shimmy and shake like kites
Tonight I wanna look at these kids
With their banners so bright
Tails all twisted
In the middle of the night
Oh, please Oh
Melt my puritan heart
Oh, please Oh
Melt my puritan heart
I got a six-pack at the Speedway
We can finish it at my place
Sometimes I get a little wistful
You can read it right off my face
Ah, who am I kidding?
I'm a young man, too
Better move the furniture
Cause I know just what to do
Please
Melt my puritan heart
Oh, please Oh
Melt my puritan heart
Melt my puritan heart
Melt my puritan heart
Oh, oh, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Oh yeah yeah yeah
Are you underage in your underwear?
The squares will stare but you just don't care
There's a tub downstairs with the juice and gin
We can all be lovers, we can all be friends
So please Oh
So please Oh
So please Oh
Melt my puritan heart oh oh, oh oh
Melt my puritan heart
Melt my puritan heart
Melt my puritan heart
Oh, oh, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Oh Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah