Wish I was south of the border 
I really wish I was south of the border 
With my head down 
In the city 
Dirty sidewalks 
Nitty gritty 
Do I really wanna play this game 
Racing like a rat around a maze 
With the red lights 
Skies are smoggy 
All the headlights sitting idly 
And you know I’m not a hurricane 
But I could blow it away just the same so 
Take me take me away now 
Cause I wanna be South of the border 
Cause all the girls will dance along with me 
And then we’ll all go surfing in the sea 
Green iguanas 
In the palm trees 
Stick my straw in 
Coconut drinks 
Not a worry running through my brain 
Watching waves wash away my footprints 
Hear the night life 
Insects buzzing 
And I’m buzzing warm and fuzzy 
Fling my clothes off dancing in the rain 
Now I’m never gonna be the same 
Never going home gonna smash my stupid phone 
All I need is sun and a hottie on my arm 
Skinny dipping at night underneath the moonlight 
I’m on the first flight leaving in the morning 
Is that you Mary Jane 
I’m just waiting for a hurricane 
Pick me up and carry me away