Well, one-arm Steve, yeah, he threw me out the door
Said, ‽Come back sometime when your picture's on the wall”
Hey now, you got to get on out, got no time to field your problems
God damn, the rep man, been knocking on the door
Said, ‽Sonny, won't you walk this line, and put your hands up on the car?
Well, he may not be a talker but he always knows what's going on
So sister Ann, she sat my ass up on the table
Said, ‽Sit still son, 'cause this won't hurt a bit”
Hey, now she's got a wonder drug for this deaf, dumb and blind man
Took me to the hospital, some nurse rolled up my sleeve
Hey Annie, break my walking stick, and work a miracle on me
She may not be the doctor but she always knows what's going on
Well, say hey, Willy Mays, what's in your suitcase full of wonders?
Big city doctor fix me up and make me right
He said, ‽Poppins' the devil's pills will take you straight to hell, boy
God damn, the reaper man, he just walked through the door
He said sonny won't you step outside and we can settle on your soul
Willie Mays is not a stoker but he always knows, what's going on
Yeah, he may not be a stoker but he always knows what's going on