All the windows were dark No one knew he was there All the who's were all dreaming sweet dreams without care You're a mean one Mr grinch You really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus And as charming as an eel Mr Grinch You're a bad banana With a greasy black peel You're a monster Mr Grinch Your heart's an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders You've got garlic in your soul Mr Grinch I wouldn't touch you With a thirty nine and a half foot pole All I need is a reindeer So he took his dog max And he took some black thread And he tied a big horn on the top of his head Then the grinch said Giddyup and the sleigh started down To the homes where the Who's lay a-snooze in their town This is stop number one The old chinchy claus hissed As she climbed to the roof Empty bags in her fist Then he slid down the chimney A rather tight pinch But if santa could do it Then so could the grinch Then he slithered and slunked With a smile most unpleasant Around the whole room And took every present Pop-guns pop-news And cookies and drums Checker boards Mr Grinch Popcorn and plums And he stuffed them in bags Then the grinch very nimbly Stuffed all the bags one by one up the chimney You're a foul one Mr Grinch You're a nasty wasty skunk Your heart is full of unwashed socks Your soul is full of gunk Mr Grinch The three words that best describe you Are as follows and I quote Stink stank stunk You nauseate me Mr Grinch With a nauseous super naus You're a crooked jerky jockey And you drive a crooked hoss Mr Grinch You're a three decker sauerkraut And toadstool sandwich With arsenic sauce