[00:06.76]Why, oh why, oh why, oh
[00:12.70]Why did i ever leave Ohio?
[00:18.91]Why did i wander
[00:21.81]To find what lies yonder
[00:24.75]When life was so cozy at home?
[00:31.28]Wondring while i wander
[00:37.00]Why did i fly?
[00:40.50]Why did i roam?
[00:44.08]Oh why, oh why, oh
[00:46.75]Did i leave Ohio?
[00:50.20]Maybe i' d better go...
[00:54.36]O-H-I-O oh..O-H-I-O .
[00:58.76]Maybe i' d better go home
[01:11.02]-Well, mother, this song still doesn't explain
[01:12.55]Why you abandoned your children
[01:14.44]-Ohio was stifling, and we couldn't wait
[01:16.89]To get out of the place. And i told you,
[01:19.42]"Sue, we're going to be hunting Nazis."
[01:21.26]-And Pop said, "Sue, this might take a little while."
[01:23.64]-Well, those Nazis are slippery,
[01:24.95]and me hunting them way down in Lima, Peru
[01:27.78]-We'd get postcards from Niagara Falls..
[01:29.98]While i' m stalking Mengele
[01:31.98]in Bolivian malls
[01:32.67]-Three times a year,
[01:33.59]-we'd get cracking phone calls
[01:35.47]-Happy birthday! -Hunting Nazis!
[01:37.00]-Marry Christmas! -Hunting Nazis!
[01:38.57]-Homesick.  -Abandoned.
[01:40.42]-Heartsick.  -Neglected.
[01:41.74]Thank heavens we're free!
[01:48.67]Why, oh why, oh why, oh
[01:54.71]Why did i ever leave Ohio?
[02:07.64]Oh why, oh why, oh
[02:10.16]Did i leave Ohio?
[02:14.53]Maybe I 'd better
[02:17.60]Stay home..