| Song | equal opportunity asshole |
| Artist | Akimbo |
| Album | Alternative Tentacles For Beginners Sampler |
| KILL MAN. TAKE BRAIN. PUT IN DOG. ROBOT DOG. I'M IN YOUR BACK ROtOM STEALING YOUR SHIT, AND IF I FIND ANOTHER FUCKING LUNCHBOX I MIGHT KILL YOU WITH IT. | |
| DRINKING YOUR COLA. JUICING ON RADS. EQUAL OPPORTUNITY ASSHOLE RUINS YOUR DAY. BAD BRAIN. BAD DOG. KILL DOG. TAKE BRAIN. I'M IN YOUR BACK ROOM | |
| STEALING YOUR SHIT, AND IF I FIND ANOTHER FUCKING TIN CAN I MIGHT KILL YOU WITH IT. CHECKING THE PIP BOY. JUICING ON RADS. EQUAL OPPORTUNITY ASSHOLE | |
| RUINS YOUR DAY. |