[00:02]This one right here goes out to all you people
[00:05]That have ever paid full price
[00:07]for something that is only worth three fourths of that real price that you paid
[00:11]It's seven in the morning and I'm sitting in the tub
[00:14]Oh, I'm hungry like a muh,
[00:15]Oh, I need me some grub
[00:16]I said some biscuits nice and hot
[00:18]Would sure hit the spot
[00:19]But I'm broke like a joke
[00:20]So let that discount drop
[00:21]I pulled up in the drive-thru
[00:23]Right then I knew there's no contemplatin'
[00:25]About my money situation
[00:26]I have no bacon but I'd like to eat some
[00:29]You see son hook me up with a free one
[00:31]I'm broke, I'm broke don't you know
[00:34]And that's not a joke this brother's poor and cold
[00:36]I need some meat to complete my week
[00:39]So hook me up with - what? - combo number three
[00:41]For five ninety-nine are you outta your mind
[00:44]For a burger and Sprite and some fries on the side?
[00:46]And my pocket is thin and your price is too big
[00:49]So hook me up, oh, with twenty-five percent.
[00:51]I wanna discount,
[00:53]I wanna discount,
[00:54]I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount
[00:57]Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price
[00:59]But it's not so just stop and let that discount drop
[01:02]I wanna discount,
[01:03]I wanna discount,
[01:04]I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount
[01:06]Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price
[01:09]but it's not so just stop and let that discount drop
[01:12]Now I'm stuck with no money
[01:13]I need something in my tummy
[01:14]Cause I'm gettin' really hungry I'm about to die
[01:17]Have you ever seen a grown man cry?
[01:19]You ever seen a grown man beg to be hooked up?
[01:21]Well that's worth a try
[01:22]Can we help one another?
[01:24]Come on and hook up a brother
[01:25]I know I'm not your sister just pretend I am your mother
[01:27]Cause family discount that's what it's all about
[01:30]Oh, I need it, I need it, so help a brother out
[01:32]Cause I'm broke, I'm broke don't poke no fun
[01:34]I just wanna slim jim or a honey bun
[01:37]Or how about a pizza for a very special price
[01:39]And to make it real nice sprinkle red pepper spice
[01:42]Rah, rah, you're magic ta-dah
[01:45]Make my price deflate
[01:46]Don't hate for goodness sake
[01:47]be straight and let me take a discount on number eight
[01:49]I'm in the low money state almost low as my date
[01:52]I wanna discount,
[01:53]I wanna discount,
[01:54]I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount
[01:57]Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price
[02:00]but it's not so just stop and let that discount drop
[02:02]I wanna discount,
[02:03]I wanna discount,
[02:04]I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount
[02:07]Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price
[02:10]but it's not so just stop and let that discount drop
[02:13]Alright look here my brother
[02:14]I know there's times when that money's tight,
[02:17]And you just wanna take out that dime piece to a nice dinner
[02:19]Like the Red Lobster or Applebee's
[02:21]Heh, I feel you
[02:22]Well I tell you what you store this message in your little heart
[02:25]And when you get there you use it
[02:27]And if and when it works, you might as well go and bless yourself with some dessert too
[02:31]Alright let's try this out
[02:32]I wanna discount,
[02:33]I wanna discount,
[02:35]I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount
[02:37]Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price
[02:40]but it's not so just stop and let that discount drop
[02:43]I wanna discount,
[02:44]I wanna discount,
[02:45]I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount
[02:48]Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price
[02:50]but it's not so just stop and let that discount drop
[02:53]I wanna discount,
[02:54]I wanna discount,
[02:55]I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount
[02:58]Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price
[03:00]but it's not so just stop and let that discount drop
[03:03]I wanna discount,
[03:04]I wanna discount,
[03:05]I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount
[03:08]Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price
[03:10]but it's not so just stop and let that discount drop