[00:06.16][01:06.21][03:06.34]玲玲出嚟又睇掌喇
[00:09.13][01:09.11][03:09.25]农夫今年又攞奖喇
[00:12.09][01:12.05][01:54.37][03:12.25]睇掌睇掌睇相(急急如律令)
[00:15.14][01:15.14][03:15.25]攞奖攞奖演唱(俾啲掌声有请)
[00:18.31][00:42.19][01:18.18]一命二运三风水
[00:20.72]人有三衰六旺
[00:22.47]我仲要衰到几岁究竟点解
[00:25.13]佢出世嗰时含住条金锁匙又点解
[00:28.12]我成间屋仲细过佢个坐厠又点解
[00:31.13]我次次买六合彩时中得一个字
[00:33.07]系咪我出事出世喺亥时
[00:34.57]点解佢系我波士揸波子
[00:37.45]我好多Coins佢好多女士
[00:39.11]同人唔同命同遮唔同柄
[00:40.45]十九八七六五四三二
[00:45.05]四舍五入犯太岁
[00:47.67]六六无穷都仲咁衰
[00:49.24]七除八扣又九十岁
[00:50.73]十个光头都唔同命水
[00:52.27]人出唱片我出唱片
[00:53.75]出到喺颁奖典礼里面
[00:55.65]镜头唔影呢面
[00:57.03]观众睇我唔见
[00:58.53]我哋坐喺侧田嘅侧面
[01:00.10]侧面侧面侧过侧田
[01:02.75]点样先做到歌星
[01:03.87][01:39.79]急急如律令俾啲掌声有请
[01:21.08]四积阴德五六岁
[01:23.70]七八年後我生个女
[01:25.21]九十几岁都仲未去
[01:26.73]个个都唔同命水
[01:27.86]人踢波时我又踢波
[01:29.30]但系点解人哋踢皇马我就踢南华
[01:32.65]球迷唔多想睇我又唔多矜贵
[01:35.00]场场都以和为贵
[01:36.12]打和打和和过和仔
[01:38.76]点样先做到球星
[01:42.18](麦)我话属猪嘅朋友
[01:43.73]属鼠嘅朋友属牛嘅朋友
[01:46.56]属老虎嘅朋友属蛇嘅朋友
[01:49.29]属马嘅朋友
[01:50.76]够唔够十二生肖呀(系呀嘅朋友点呀)
[01:53.09]嘅朋友点啊
[01:57.27]攞奖攞奖演唱(我哋有请玲玲)
[02:00.11](麦)我一出世就识睇梅花易数
[02:02.88]用咗廿年罗庚东南西北梗系分到
[02:06.15]我掌又睇到相又睇到
[02:09.09]要Rap都完全冇难度
[02:12.19]鼻头好有肉内心就冇毒
[02:15.14]眼睛水汪汪桃花运畅旺
[02:18.34]眉尾散储钱难
[02:21.25]上唇厚重情下唇厚比较重性
[02:24.25]玲玲玲玲我有嘢问
[02:25.81]问吓我嘅桃花运
[02:27.31](麦)C君好男人过几年就结婚
[02:30.14]呀玲玲玲玲我有嘢问
[02:31.76]问吓我老婆系乜嘢人
[02:33.25](麦)陆永大情人个老婆好销魂
[02:37.79]我第时做乜嘢好
[02:39.29](麦)C君文笔好最啱做写稿佬
[02:39.97]呀师父答唔答得到
[02:42.13]呀师父赏个面
[02:43.47]答我做咩至有钱
[02:45.21](麦)陆永要表演最适合做幕前
[02:48.19]玲玲玲玲咪走住
[02:49.75]农夫有咩要注意呀
[02:51.35](麦)C君多主意陆永要做主持
[02:54.18]罗庚最紧要睇得啱
[02:56.85]人哋点样讲你都好闲