I'd catapult downtown to see the galleries And my favorite fiancee in a lavender gown But I'm hooked up to a machine (Machine) It performs my daily functions through a tube in my vein And today that thing malfunctioned Like a forest fire it burnt a hole in me and I perspired So there ain't gonna be no wedding (No wedding) No wedding (You wish, no you don't wish) (I am sorry I take that back) No love affair, no art to which none compares