[00:00.13]Are we gonna have a problem?
[00:02.04]You got a bone to pick?
[00:04.04]You’ve come so far,
[00:05.09]Why now are you pulling on my dick?
[00:07.55]I’d normally slap your face off,
[00:09.50]And everyone here could watch.
[00:11.05]But I’m feeling nice.
[00:12.54]Here’s some advice.
[00:13.24]Listen up, biotch!
[00:21.49]H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
[00:21.51]I like!
[00:22.42]H. CHANDLER:
[00:22.52]Lookin’ hot
[00:23.21]Buying stuff they cannot
[00:25.03]H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
[00:25.08]I like!
[00:26.00]H. CHANDLER:
[00:26.03]Drinkin’ hard
[00:26.88]Maxin’ Dad’s credit card
[00:28.43]H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
[00:28.47]I like!
[00:29.20]H. CHANDLER:
[00:29.22]Skippin’ gym
[00:30.01]Scaring her
[00:30.86]Screwing him
[00:32.00]H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
[00:32.01]I like!
[00:32.80]H. CHANDLER:
[00:32.83]Killer clothes
[00:33.64]HEATHERS:
[00:33.70]Kickin’ nerds in the nose!
[00:35.60]H. CHANDLER:
[00:35.70]If you lack the balls
[00:37.04]You can go play dolls
[00:39.09]Let your mommy fix you a snack
[00:41.18]H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
[00:41.19]Woah!
[00:42.30]H. CHANDLER:
[00:42.35]Or you could come smoke
[00:44.03]Pound some rum and coke
[00:45.57]In my Porsha with the quarterback
[00:47.86]HEATHERS:
[00:47.92]Woah! Woah! Woah!
[00:51.00]Honey, whatchu waitin’ for?
[00:54.37]Welcome to my candy store
[00:57.67]It’s time for you to prove
[00:59.09]You’re not a loser anymore
[01:03.87]Then step into my candy store
[01:07.32]H. CHANDLER & H. MCNAMARA:
[01:07.38]Guys fall
[01:08.03]H. DUKE:
[01:08.05]At your feet
[01:08.79]Pay the check
[01:09.78]H. MCNAMARA:
[01:09.81]Help you cheat
[01:10.72]HEATHERS:
[01:10.86]All you
[01:11.606]H. DUKE:
[01:11.71]Have to do
[01:12.55]H. CHANDLER:
[01:12.60]Say goodbye to Shamoo
[01:14.05]HEATHERS:
[01:14.11]That freak’s
[01:15.02]H. MCNAMARA:
[01:15.12]Not your friend
[01:15.83]I can tell in the end
[01:17.33]HEATHERS:
[01:17.42]If she
[01:18.27]H. MCNAMARA:
[01:18.32]Had your shot
[01:19.00]HEATHERS:
[01:19.07]She would leave you to rot
[01:20.93]H. MCNAMARA:
[01:21.00]‘Course if you don’t care
[01:22.77]Fine! Go braid her hair
[01:24.58]Maybe Sesame Street is on
[01:27.07]HEATHERS:
[01:27.08]Woah!
[01:28.00]H. MCNAMARA:
[01:28.03]Or forget the creep
[01:29.63]H. DUKE:
[01:29.69]And get in my jeep
[01:31.00]H. CHANDLER:
[01:31.06]Let’s go tear up someone’s lawn
[01:33.500]HEATHERS:
[01:33.55]Woah! Woah! Woah!
[01:36.70]Honey, whatchu waitin’ for?
[01:40.09]Welcome to my candy store
[01:43.62]You just gotta prove
[01:45.03]You’re not a pussy anymore
[01:49.36]Then step into my candy store
[01:54.30]H. CHANDLER:
[01:54.35]You can join the team
[01:55.65]H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
[01:55.69]Or you can bitch and moan
[01:57.54]H. CHANDLER:
[01:57.59]You can live the dream
[01:59.00]H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
[01:59.03]Or you can die alone
[02:01.00]H. CHANDLER:
[02:01.02]You can fly with eagles
[02:02.72]HEATHERS:
[02:02.82]Or if you prefer
[02:04.01]H. CHANDLER:
[02:04.17]Keep on testing me
[02:06.00]H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
[02:06.02]And end up like her!
[02:08.21]MARTHA:
[02:08.26]Veronica, look!
[02:09.35]Ram invited me to his homecoming party.
[02:11.65]This proves he’s been thinking about me.
[02:14.44]VERONICA:
[02:14.49]Color me stoked.
[02:16.28]MARTHA:
[02:16.38]I’m so happy!
[02:18.38]HEATHERS:
[02:18.39]Woah!
[02:20.73]H. DUKE:
[02:20.85]Honey, whachu waiting fo—
[02:22.63]H. Chandler
[02:22.64]SHUT UP HEATHER  step into my can-dy-- store Oooh woah!
[02:27.77]Woah oh oh!prove your not a lame ass any-more
[02:33.43]H. CHANDLER: H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
[02:33.58]Step into my candy store!
[02:36.07]It’s my candy store
[02:37.83]It’s my candy
[02:39.12]It’s my candy store
[02:40.81]It’s my candy
[02:42.55]It’s my candy store
[02:44.15]It’s my candy store