I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone Cus today I swear I'm not doing anything I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan Turn the TV on Throw my hand in down my pants Nobodys gon' tell me I can't I'll be lounging on the couch just chillin in my snuggie Put the MTV so they can teach me how to dougie Cus in my castle I'm the freakin man O Oh Yes I said it I said it I said it cus I can Today I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone Cus today I swear I'm not doing anything Nothing at all Woohoo ooh Woohoo ooh hooh ooh ooh Nothing at all Woohoo ooh Woohoo ooh hooh ooh ooh Tomorrow I'll wake up do some P90X Meet a really nice girl have some really nice sex And she's gonna scream out 'this is great' (Oh my god, this is great) Yeaaah I might mess around and get my college degree I bet my old man would be so proud of me But sorry pops you'll just have to wait Oh Oh Yes I said it I said it I said it cus I can Today I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone Cus today I swear I'm not doing anything Nothing at all Woohoo ooh Woohoo ooh hooh ooh ooh Nothing at all No I ain't gonna comb my hair Cus I ain't going anywhere No No No No No No No No No Oh I'll just strut in my birthday suit And let everything hang loose YeahYeahYeahYeahYeah... Ohh ohh Today I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone Cus today I swear I'm not doing anything Nothing at all Woohoo ooh Woohoo ooh hooh ooh ooh Nothing at all Woohoo ooh Woohoo ooh hooh ooh ooh Nothing at all