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Song 懒音哥
Artist 梁汉文
Album 我最喜爱的Eric Kwok作品展

Lyrics

[00:18.388] 溝通機能全面退化
[00:21.598] 別人笑我貫籍尼加拉瓜
[00:25.280] 話說廣東話超人全部爆炸
[00:28.596] 命朋友替我入報發音班
[00:32.510] 音準與咬字逐句逐句再鍛鍊
[00:35.325] 鍛鍊為了某日入伍粵語捍衛戰
[00:38.868] 從頭讓我受教導但怕若努力過度
[00:42.508] 在半路流落印度話要食個食個咖哩國
[00:48.723] 一蚊雞三斤龜邊個貴
[00:51.483] 從來自細慳得慳龜跟鬼邊去計
[00:54.942] 長期鼻涕阻塞心肺脷筋黐錯位
[01:03.270] 緊急中應該揀邊個掣時時撳錯
[01:06.747] 咁樣樣不等於低智慧
[01:09.341] 到我去考你你試試唱唱這首歌
[01:12.946] 點解點解我要去要向你講清楚
[01:16.456] 典解的典故
[01:33.621] 馬虎可能遺害百世
[01:36.835] 問題我韻母未能分高低
[01:40.240] 為了廣東話安危防圍設計
[01:44.980] 實行母語制重要教乖仔
[01:47.214] 音準與咬字絕對絕對要訓練
[01:50.497] 訓練為了某日入伍粵語捍衛戰
[01:54.123] 由頭讓你受教導定要讓老豆仰慕
[01:57.659] 別教壞鄰座細路話坐地鐵地鐵去不割
[02:04.670] 一蚊雞三斤龜邊個貴
[02:06.688] 從來自細慳得慳龜跟鬼邊去計
[02:10.201] 長期鼻涕阻塞心肺脷筋黐錯位
[02:18.237] 緊急中應該揀邊個掣時時撳錯
[02:21.964] 咁樣樣不等於低智慧
[02:24.576] 到我去考你你試試唱唱這首歌
[02:28.104] 點解點解我要去要向你講清楚
[02:31.707] 典解的典故
[02:48.784] 一蚊雞三斤龜邊個貴
[02:51.351] 從來自細慳得慳龜跟鬼邊去計
[02:54.970] 胡言亂語講足一世來委屈各位
[03:02.984] 想開口都等等都計計
[03:05.754] 為何做到咁樣樣逼洗底邊個制
[03:09.359] 到我去考你你試試唱唱這首歌
[03:12.888] 咁樣咁樣你會你會你會好清楚
[03:16.504] 典解的典故

Pinyin

[00:18.388] gōu tōng jī néng quán miàn tuì huà
[00:21.598] bié rén xiào wǒ guàn jí ní jiā lā guā
[00:25.280] huà shuō guǎng dōng huà chāo rén quán bù bào zhà
[00:28.596] mìng péng yǒu tì wǒ rù bào fā yīn bān
[00:32.510] yīn zhǔn yǔ yǎo zì zhú jù zhú jù zài duàn liàn
[00:35.325] duàn liàn wèi le mǒu rì rù wǔ yuè yǔ hàn wèi zhàn
[00:38.868] cóng tóu ràng wǒ shòu jiào dǎo dàn pà ruò nǔ lì guò dù
[00:42.508] zài bàn lù liú luò yìn dù huà yào shí gè shí gè kā li guó
[00:48.723] yī wén jī sān jīn guī biān gè guì
[00:51.483] cóng lái zì xì qiān dé qiān guī gēn guǐ biān qù jì
[00:54.942] zhǎng qī bí tì zǔ sè xīn fèi lì jīn chī cuò wèi
[01:03.270] jǐn jí zhōng yīng gāi jiǎn biān gè chè shí shí qìn cuò
[01:06.747] hán yàng yàng bù děng yú dī zhì huì
[01:09.341] dào wǒ qù kǎo nǐ nǐ shì shì chàng chàng zhè shǒu gē
[01:12.946] diǎn jiě diǎn jiě wǒ yào qù yào xiàng nǐ jiǎng qīng chǔ
[01:16.456] diǎn jiě de diǎn gù
[01:33.621] mǎ hǔ kě néng yí hài bǎi shì
[01:36.835] wèn tí wǒ yùn mǔ wèi néng fēn gāo dī
[01:40.240] wèi le guǎng dōng huà ān wēi fáng wéi shè jì
[01:44.980] shí xíng mǔ yǔ zhì zhòng yào jiào guāi zǐ
[01:47.214] yīn zhǔn yǔ yǎo zì jué duì jué duì yào xùn liàn
[01:50.497] xùn liàn wèi le mǒu rì rù wǔ yuè yǔ hàn wèi zhàn
[01:54.123] yóu tóu ràng nǐ shòu jiào dǎo dìng yào ràng lǎo dòu yǎng mù
[01:57.659] bié jiào huài lín zuò xì lù huà zuò dì tiě dì tiě qù bù gē
[02:04.670] yī wén jī sān jīn guī biān gè guì
[02:06.688] cóng lái zì xì qiān dé qiān guī gēn guǐ biān qù jì
[02:10.201] zhǎng qī bí tì zǔ sè xīn fèi lì jīn chī cuò wèi
[02:18.237] jǐn jí zhōng yīng gāi jiǎn biān gè chè shí shí qìn cuò
[02:21.964] hán yàng yàng bù děng yú dī zhì huì
[02:24.576] dào wǒ qù kǎo nǐ nǐ shì shì chàng chàng zhè shǒu gē
[02:28.104] diǎn jiě diǎn jiě wǒ yào qù yào xiàng nǐ jiǎng qīng chǔ
[02:31.707] diǎn jiě de diǎn gù
[02:48.784] yī wén jī sān jīn guī biān gè guì
[02:51.351] cóng lái zì xì qiān dé qiān guī gēn guǐ biān qù jì
[02:54.970] hú yán luàn yǔ jiǎng zú yī shì lái wěi qū gè wèi
[03:02.984] xiǎng kāi kǒu dōu děng děng dōu jì jì
[03:05.754] wèi hé zuò dào hán yàng yàng bī xǐ dǐ biān gè zhì
[03:09.359] dào wǒ qù kǎo nǐ nǐ shì shì chàng chàng zhè shǒu gē
[03:12.888] hán yàng hán yàng nǐ huì nǐ huì nǐ huì hǎo qīng chǔ
[03:16.504] diǎn jiě de diǎn gù