[00:10.000]If you havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you son
[00:12.000]I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one, hit me
[00:24.000]Got 'em Mike
[00:25.000]He's got the Rap Patrol on the gat patrol
[00:28.000]Foes that wanna make sure his casket's closed
[00:30.800]Rap critics that say he's, "Money, Cash, Hoes"
[00:32.800]He's from the hood stupid, what type of facts are those?
[00:34.600]If you grew up with holes in your zapatoes
[00:37.100]You'd celebrate the minute you was havin' dough
[00:40.000]So fuck critics, you can kiss the whole asshole
[00:43.000]If you don't like the lyrics, you can press fast forward
[00:45.500]Got beef with radio if we don't play they show
[00:47.500]They don't play our hits, we don't give a shit, so
[00:51.000]All these mags try and use our ass
[00:52.300]So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads, fuckers
[00:56.000]I don't know what you take us as
[00:58.000]
[01:00.900]From, rags to riches, we ain't dumb
[01:02.800]We got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one, hit me
[01:08.000]99 problems, but a bitch ain't one
[01:10.000]If you havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you son
[01:13.000]I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one, hit me
[01:16.000]Now the year is ninety-four, in my trunk is raw
[01:18.000]In the rear view mirror is the motherfuckin' law
[01:21.000]I got two choices y'all, pull over the car or
[01:23.700]Bounce on the Devil, put the pedal to the floor
[01:26.000]And I ain't tryin to see no highway chase with Jake
[01:29.000]Plus I got a few dollars, I can fight the case
[01:30.900]So I, pull over to the side of the road, I heard
[01:33.900]Son, do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?
[01:36.000]'Cause I'm young and I'm black
[01:37.000]And my hat's real low
[01:38.000]Or do I look like a mind reader sir? I don't know
[01:41.000]Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'?
[01:43.000]Well, you was doin' fifty-five in the fifty-four
[01:46.000]License and registration and step out of the car
[01:48.500]Are you carryin' a weapon on you?
[01:49.800]I know a lot of you are
[01:51.000]I ain't steppin' out of shit, all my papers legit
[01:53.500]Well, do you mind if I look around the car a little bit?
[01:56.000]Well, my glove compartment is locked, so is the trunk in the back
[01:58.600]And I know my rights, so you gon' need a warrant for that
[02:01.000]Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of
[02:05.000]Lawyer or somethin', somebody important or somethin?
[02:06.000]Ha, I ain't passed the bar, but I know a little bit
[02:09.000]Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
[02:12.000]Well, we'll see how smart you are when the canines come
[02:14.000]I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one, hit me
[02:19.000]99 problems, but a bitch ain't one99
[02:21.600]If you havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you son
[02:23.700]I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one, hit me
[02:29.000]99 problems, but a bitch ain't one99
[02:31.000]If you havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you son
[02:33.800]I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one, hit me
[02:39.000]99 problems, but a bitch ain't one99
[02:42.000]If you havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you son
[02:44.000]I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one, hit me
[02:46.500]Now once upon a time, not too long ago
[02:49.000]A nigga like myself had to strongarm a hoe
[02:51.000]This is not a hoe in the sense of havin' a pussy
[02:54.500]But a pussy havin' no goddamn sense, try an' push me
[02:57.000]I try to ignore,talk to the Lord
[02:59.900]Pray for him, but some fools just love to perform
[03:02.800]You know the type, loud as a motorbike
[03:05.000]But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight
[03:07.000]And only thing that's gon' happen is I'ma get to clappin' and
[03:10.000]He and his boys gon' be yappin' to the Captain
[03:12.000]And there I go, trapped in the Kit-Kat again
[03:15.000]Back through the system with the riff-raff again
[03:18.000]Fiends on the floor, scratchin' again
[03:20.000]Paparazzi's with they cameras, snappin' them
[03:22.200]D.A. try to give a nigga shaft again
[03:25.000]Half a mill' for bail 'cause I'm African
[03:27.000]All because this fool was harassin' them
[03:30.000]Tryin' to play the boy like he's saccharin
[03:32.500]But ain't nuttin' sweet bout how I hold my gun
[03:34.500]I got 99 problems B and a bitch ain't one
[03:40.000]99 problems, but a bitch ain't one99
[03:42.000]If you havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you son
[03:44.000]I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one, hit me
[03:50.000]99 problems, but a bitch ain't one99
[03:52.000]If you havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you son
[03:54.700]I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one, hit me
[04:07.200]Shut up when I'm talkin' to you
[04:10.200]
[04:18.000]Shut up when I'm talkin' to you
[04:20.000]
[04:29.700]I'm about to break
[04:30.900]Everything you say to me
[04:33.000](I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one, hit me)
[04:35.900]I need a little room to breathe
[04:38.000](I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one, hit me)
[04:40.800]Everything you say to me
[04:42.800](I got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one, hit me)
[04:46.000]I need a little room to breathe
[04:48.000](I got 99 problems)
[04:50.000]And I'm about to, break