[00:13.88]Nice hat, dork,
[00:15.14]
[00:15.66]you look like a duck
[00:17.24]I had Alfred read your books,
[00:18.59]
[00:19.09]he told me they suck
[00:20.17]
[00:20.67]I'll crush your British nuts until
[00:22.38]they're bangers and mash
[00:23.26]
[00:23.80]I've seen better detective
[00:25.31]work in Tango & Cash
[00:26.79]
[00:27.49]You chump, I kick punks
[00:29.17]like you off the streets
[00:30.65]While you and Velma here are
[00:32.29]solving Scooby Doo mysteries
[00:33.40]
[00:34.31]Nothing makes me laugh,
[00:35.95]but I bet your raps can
[00:37.65]So bring it on, bitch, I'm Batman!
[00:41.27]I once met a rich fellow
[00:42.85]who smelled of guano and pain
[00:44.54]Holmes explain
[00:45.30]I deduce this douce stain as
[00:46.84]Bruce Wayne
[00:47.88]The billionaire?
[00:48.84]Yes, his wealth would allow
[00:50.00]this adversary of hours
[00:51.38]To afford the toys his needs
[00:52.87]Since he has no superpowers!
[00:54.79]You want to battle,
[00:55.95]bat? Bring it then
[00:57.22]I heard he has a British butler
[00:58.86]Good! Then he'll be used to
[01:00.32]getting served by Englishmen!
[01:01.69]You're a wack vigilante
[01:02.86]black pantied spud with no skill
[01:04.93]My sidekick's a doctor
[01:06.74]Because his flows are so ill!
[01:07.91]
[01:08.62]Shut up, nerds,
[01:10.07]I serve justice, so eat it
[01:11.88]My sidekick only comes around
[01:14.07]When he's needed!
[01:15.32]Boy wonder make you wonder
[01:16.56]how your ass got killed
[01:17.03]Bite harder than those hounds
[01:18.08]down in Baskerville
[01:18.82]I'll bust you with
[01:19.49]that bat-whack-rap repellant
[01:20.63]Rappel a building,snatch a villain
[01:21.08]then by dinner be chilling
[01:21.42]Gotta secret about your
[01:22.64]homegirl Irene Adler
[01:24.12]Took her back to my nest,
[01:25.31]to bam pow kersplat her
[01:26.18]I'll shatter that fiddle
[01:26.71]with a chop of the hand!
[01:27.75]Holy Conan Doyle,
[01:28.42]let's get em! Aw god damn!
[01:29.21]
[01:29.71]You're not smart, you're selfish,
[01:31.51]you endanger everyone's life
[01:32.90]Why don't you let your boyfriend
[01:34.33]here go home to his wife?
[01:35.88]Nobody likes you, not your brother,
[01:37.53]not your partner, not Scotland Yard!
[01:39.40]You'll die alone with no friends
[01:40.99]except that needle in your arm!
[01:42.35]
[01:43.56]This mustn't register on
[01:44.49]an emotional levela
[01:45.79]First, exploit childhood tragedya
[01:48.03]
[01:49.36]then gesture with pipea
[01:50.93]Watson finishes punchlinea next,
[01:53.57]acknowledge compliment
[01:54.34]
[01:55.13]Conclude with killer catchphrasea
[01:56.86]I believe your parent's homicide is
[01:58.13]why you mask your face
[01:59.01]
[01:59.92]You're shamed and traumatized and
[02:01.06]haunted by the vast disgrace
[02:02.51]Of watching like a passive waste
[02:03.95]
[02:04.73]as momma died and daddy
[02:05.87]was dispatched with haste!
[02:07.04]Holmes, you've cracked the case!
[02:08.53]You're a bat shit crazy basket case!
[02:10.60]Bloody good rhymes!
[02:11.52]I've got tonnes!
[02:12.70]Dissing these dynamic douchebags
[02:14.15]
[02:14.75]was elementary, my dear Watson