chai xi xiang 2007. 10. 28 de yun she

Song 拆西厢(2007.10.28 德云社)
Artist 岳云鹏
Album 岳云鹏相声集

Lyrics

[ti:拆西厢]
[ar:岳云鹏]
[al:]
[00:09.15] 莺莺闷坐，手儿托腮
[00:15.83] 叫声红娘，你快过来
[00:23.14] 你姑娘有件，这个不明的事
[00:29.83] 一一从头你要讲个明白
[00:34.64] 你姑娘我是这个闺阁的女
[00:41.17] 擦胭脂抹粉我是总嫌不白
[00:45.99] 张君瑞本是一位唐朝的客
[00:52.58] 咱娘们宋氏三代女裙钗
[00:57.34] 唐宋相隔有这二百载
[01:03.84] 何人编出这部西厢来
[01:08.63] 红娘闻听，抿着嘴的笑
[01:15.06] 姑娘明白这个我明白
[01:19.88] 老爷在朝，他是把官做
[01:26.27] 官居一品是位列三台
[01:30.93] 宋王爷开了，那叫文考场
[01:37.26] 天下举子们进了京来
[01:42.03] 河南来了一位关公子
[01:48.41] 关汉卿千山万水进了京来
[01:53.18] 老爷贪赃图了贿
[01:59.70] 屈了人家的好文呐才
[02:04.46] 三场没把公子来中
[02:10.90] 回家闷坐在小书斋
[02:15.72] 今天思来他是明天想
[02:22.01] 一怒才写出这部西厢来
[02:26.88] 西厢下院留下了诗句
[02:33.27] 字字行行是看个明白
[02:37.92] 首一句待月西厢下
[02:44.35] 二一句迎风户房开
[02:49.12] 三一句月移哪叫花影动
[02:55.37] 四一句疑是玉人来
[03:00.07] 我的小姐呀（我的小姐啊）
[03:06.06] 真是真呐来，那个假是假
[03:12.45] 黑是黑来这白是白
[03:16.97] 贞洁女总是那个贞洁女
[03:22.96] 下贱才总是这个下贱才
[03:27.82] 真金不怕烈火来炼
[03:33.96] 脚正哪怕那绣鞋歪
[03:38.68] 夜明珠未出土真假难辨
[03:44.76] 单巴掌拍不响你怨着谁来
[03:49.63] 聪明的红娘，嘴尖舌快
[03:56.33] 几句话把西厢
[04:02.13] 他给来拆开

Pinyin

ti: chāi xī xiāng
ar: yuè yún péng
al:
[00:09.15] yīng yīng mèn zuò, shǒu ér tuō sāi
[00:15.83] jiào shēng hóng niáng, nǐ kuài guò lái
[00:23.14] nǐ gū niáng yǒu jiàn, zhè gè bù míng de shì
[00:29.83] yī yī cóng tóu nǐ yào jiǎng gè míng bái
[00:34.64] nǐ gū niáng wǒ shì zhè gè guī gé de nǚ
[00:41.17] cā yān zhī mǒ fěn wǒ shì zǒng xián bù bái
[00:45.99] zhāng jūn ruì běn shì yī wèi táng cháo de kè
[00:52.58] zán niáng men sòng shì sān dài nǚ qún chāi
[00:57.34] táng sòng xiāng gé yǒu zhè èr bǎi zài
[01:03.84] hé rén biān chū zhè bù xī xiāng lái
[01:08.63] hóng niáng wén tīng, mǐn zhe zuǐ de xiào
[01:15.06] gū niáng míng bái zhè gè wǒ míng bái
[01:19.88] lǎo yé zài cháo, tā shì bǎ guān zuò
[01:26.27] guān jū yī pǐn shì wèi liè sān tái
[01:30.93] sòng wáng yé kāi le, nà jiào wén kǎo chǎng
[01:37.26] tiān xià jǔ zǐ men jìn le jīng lái
[01:42.03] hé nán lái le yī wèi guān gōng zǐ
[01:48.41] guān hàn qīng qiān shān wàn shuǐ jìn le jīng lái
[01:53.18] lǎo yé tān zāng tú le huì
[01:59.70] qū le rén jiā de hǎo wén nà cái
[02:04.46] sān chǎng méi bǎ gōng zǐ lái zhōng
[02:10.90] huí jiā mèn zuò zài xiǎo shū zhāi
[02:15.72] jīn tiān sī lái tā shì míng tiān xiǎng
[02:22.01] yī nù cái xiě chū zhè bù xī xiāng lái
[02:26.88] xī xiāng xià yuàn liú xià le shī jù
[02:33.27] zì zì xíng xíng shì kàn gè míng bái
[02:37.92] shǒu yī jù dài yuè xī xiāng xià
[02:44.35] èr yī jù yíng fēng hù fáng kāi
[02:49.12] sān yī jù yuè yí nǎ jiào huā yǐng dòng
[02:55.37] sì yī jù yí shì yù rén lái
[03:00.07] wǒ de xiǎo jiě ya wǒ de xiǎo jiě a
[03:06.06] zhēn shì zhēn nà lái, nà gè jiǎ shì jiǎ
[03:12.45] hēi shì hēi lái zhè bái shì bái
[03:16.97] zhēn jié nǚ zǒng shì nà gè zhēn jié nǚ
[03:22.96] xià jiàn cái zǒng shì zhè gè xià jiàn cái
[03:27.82] zhēn jīn bù pà liè huǒ lái liàn
[03:33.96] jiǎo zhèng nǎ pà nà xiù xié wāi
[03:38.68] yè míng zhū wèi chū tǔ zhēn jiǎ nán biàn
[03:44.76] dān bā zhǎng pāi bù xiǎng nǐ yuàn zhe shuí lái
[03:49.63] cōng míng de hóng niáng, zuǐ jiān shé kuài
[03:56.33] jǐ jù huà bǎ xī xiāng
[04:02.13] tā gěi lái chāi kāi