[ti:Where's the Orchestra]
[ar:Julian Velard]
[al:If You Don't Like It, You Can Leave]
[00:10.70]Where's the orchestra?
[00:16.76]Wasn't this supposed to be a musical?
[00:23.03]Here I am at the balcony
[00:29.51]How the hell could I have missed the overture?
[00:35.32]I like the scenery
[00:42.15]Even though I have absolutely no idea at all
[00:54.99]What is being said
[00:57.11]Despite the dialogue
[01:01.31]There's the leading man
[01:07.37]The movie star who never faced an audience
[01:13.74]Where's the orchestra?
[01:20.21]After all
[01:22.74]This is my big night on the town
[01:29.25]My introduction to the theater crowd
[01:35.48]I assumed that the show would have a song
[01:41.39]So I was wrong
[01:44.60]At least I understand
[01:48.99]All the innuendo and the irony
[01:54.85]And I appreciate
[02:00.96]The roles the actors played
[02:04.26]The point the author made
[02:07.04]And after the closing lines
[02:13.30]And after the curtain calls
[02:19.98]The curtain falls
[02:26.19]On empty chairs
[02:31.09]Where's the orchestra?