[ti:I Don't Know How to Drive]
[ar:Julian Velard]
[al:If You Don't Like It, You Can Leave]
[00:10.03]Battery Park I'm on my way to Union Square
[00:14.62]I don't need much a pair of shoes will get me there
[00:19.18]Stop for a Peking duck for lunch in Chinatown
[00:23.72]Shop for a watch along Canal
[00:25.90]Mine's slowing down
[00:28.28]But I've been on time ever since I was sixteen
[00:32.84]I've never been late
[00:35.07]Cause I've never had to wait
[00:37.29]For the lights turn from red to green
[00:41.90]What does horsepower even mean?
[00:47.40]I don't know how to drive
[00:52.20]Who the hell wants a car anyway?
[00:56.10]My feet on the street I'm alive
[00:58.97]I'm at looking you
[01:00.14]Stuck sitting in traffic for an hour or two
[01:05.00]The back of a cabbie's head blocking the view
[01:08.28]That's not what New Yorkers do
[01:10.47]Bumper to Bumper it's St. Patrick's Day parade
[01:14.82]Plaza Hotel's my shortcut though I've never stayed
[01:19.52]Meet you at 3: 15 outside the Guggenheim
[01:24.01]Later for dinner and a little night music
[01:26.75]I love Sondheim
[01:28.93]And I've been walking tall ever since I was sixteen
[01:33.23]I've never missed a date
[01:35.40]Cause I've never had to wait
[01:37.57]For the lights to turn from red to green
[01:42.33]I'm my own two-legged machine
[01:47.68]I don't know how to drive
[01:52.39]Who the hell wants a car anyway?
[01:56.43]My feet on the street I'm alive
[01:59.21]I'm at looking you
[02:00.47]Stuck sitting in traffic for an hour or two
[02:05.27]The back of a cabbie's head blocking the view
[02:08.66]That's not what New Yorkers do
[02:11.34]Out in the Hamptons everyone owns a Cadillac
[02:15.75]Models with DUIs and a taste for Armagnac
[02:19.23]Why would I need a wheel if I want to feel
[02:23.78]Like I'm going places
[02:26.66]I'll take a few paces
[02:29.44]I don't know how to drive
[02:34.00]Who the hell wants a car anyway?
[02:38.10]My feet on the street I'm alive
[02:40.94]I'm at looking you
[02:42.14]Stuck sitting in traffic for an hour or two
[02:47.10]The back of a cabbie's head blocking the view
[02:51.75]When will you wake up
[02:53.33]And see the only way through
[02:56.16]Is out here on the sidewalk
[02:58.44]Cause walking's what true
[03:02.33]New Yorkers do