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Song 结巴子开会
Artist 奇志
Artist 大兵
Album 奇志大兵相声专辑

Lyrics

[ti:结巴子开会]
[ar:大兵、奇志]
[00:00.11] 啊朋友们
[00:00.738] 很多朋友们都喜欢相声里面这个双簧小段
[00:06.150] 这个相声里面双簧小段很有趣
[00:08.760] 摆一个凳子前面一个人表演
[00:10.977] 后面一个人配音
[00:12.364] 远处一看是一个人边说边表演
[00:14.496] 其实呢是两个演员非常默契的配合
[00:18.731] 遵照老的传统
[00:20.21] 得梳这么一个发型
[00:21.393] 这个发型叫做小苗儿茁壮成长
[00:34.231] 好跟大家表演一段双簧
[00:36.164] 叫做结巴子开会
[00:41.110] 结巴子开会
[00:41.928] 把情况介绍一下
[00:43.798] 三个结巴子三个说法
[00:46.627] 头一个叫抖结巴
[00:47.820] 讲话嘴巴是个抖是个抖
[00:52.186] 第二个叫抽结巴
[00:54.527] 往里面抽气的结巴
[00:55.773] 呀哦呀哦
[00:56.345] 第三个叫眨眼结巴
[00:59.772] 就是一边讲话一边一边眨眼睛
[01:01.824] 这个眼睛不眨话讲不出来
[01:04.104] 这三个结巴子开会你老个看热闹
[01:07.52] 这个据世界心理医生一致认为
[01:10.198] 这个结巴子他既不是病
[01:12.711] 也不是残疾
[01:13.840] 主要心理的障碍
[01:15.478] 我们说这一段结巴子开会呐
[01:18.669] 请要是如果有口吃的朋友你注意观察一下
[01:23.210] 这里面有点原因
[01:25.577] 我们盼望有口吃的朋友你战胜这个所谓的缺点
[01:31.579]
[01:38.233] 结巴子经验交流会现~~~啊在开结
[01:53.331] 啊我还不蛮结巴
[01:57.340] 就是细时候扮了一跤
[02:00.976] 扮坏了脑筋
[02:03.345] 个嘴巴子就不听指挥哒
[02:09.114] 啊但是我一唱歌~还就蛮好
[02:15.624] 啊下面唱一首歌
[02:21.749] 小@@小@@走走走
[02:26.879] 小@@呀哦得了哦
[02:35.958] 小@@
[02:40.51] 啊南门口
[02:46.812] 啊哟走不出去了
[02:54.879] 啊我做中间算了
[02:58.227] 你这还叫啊噢蛮好啊啊噢
[03:01.613] 我比你好些呀噢从冒扮过
[03:05.624] 呀噢就是个只遗传
[03:07.240] 啊噢搞错了
[03:09.574] 啊噢两根神经结反了
[03:13.826] 一讲话就啊噢啊噢啊噢就缺氧呀噢
[03:26.423] 别的蛮好
[03:28.212] 呀噢唱歌冒问题
[03:30.215] 呀噢下面唱一首
[03:32.412] 呀噢雾里呀噢雾里
[03:36.109] 呀噢雾里看
[03:38.500] 呀噢看雾里
[03:40.594] 呀噢云里雾里
[03:42.497] 呀噢雾里云里
[03:44.238] 啊啊啊啊啊又缺氧了
[03:53.168] 呀啊你讲算了
[03:56.182] 啊我比你们两个好得多
[04:00.502] 我一一一一一一冒扮过
[04:05.518] 我二二二二二二冒缺氧
[04:09.857] 我三三三三三三三冒接反神经
[04:15.420] 就是这个细时候被保姆带坏了
[04:19.911] 不眨眼睛就讲不出话一眨眼睛就来米了
[04:28.358] 啊昨天厂里起了火
[04:31.404] 我一报警就不结巴了
[04:35.294] 喂消防队啊快来喽起火了
[04:39.727] 来哦在那里哎哟在哎哟在唉哟
[04:48.914] 在在在哎哟急死人不唉在哎哟眨眼也不来米了
[05:07.385] 啊喂我唱歌不结巴
[05:12.313] 消防队同志你听我言
[05:16.640] 我把起火的情况先给你们唱一唱
[05:21.485] 我们厂里有个车间冒黑烟
[05:26.455] 眼看那火苗子做死个往上窜
[05:30.51] 唉谁不说我们消防队好咧
[05:36.312] 啊得儿哟哎哟
[05:39.156] 你们要是在不来
[05:43.134] 我们可就我们可就
[05:48.551] 啊噢又不来米了
[05:58.488] 啊喂你们不来算哒
[06:04.22] 啊屋都烧跨了
[06:08.172] 啊屁股都烧红了
[06:11.388] 变成
[06:12.09] 红烧馊子了你快出来吧你没把我憋死了好大家开心一下
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Pinyin

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