[Hook]
It's the return of the curmudgeon
We're all thirty-first cousins
Remind myself, cause the thirst doesn't
The thirst kills
Thirst murders universal will
I'll be having to tell myself chill
[Verse 1]
Call me young hungry hippo
With thumb grease ruined the reflection of my Zippo
Music and appearance don't match like dips low
Expect a large white man like Wladimir Klitschko
And when it's only white rice in my cabinet
I still fight for my right to be accurate
Cause word magic turns a debt into deficit
My heads full of answers to questions I don't ever get
And some speeches to invisible electorate
I walk like a human but my true form's nebulous
College was a party, pop tarts at the Parthenon
Can barely read which side of the street there's no parking on
Started wrong, but that's what happens when the markets gone
These broke mobiles ordering their headshots from Barbizon
Harder bronze, that's the best a [?] can do
My lady makes the freshest juice out of Mexican vegetables
It's straining my spine, I think I got a pinched nerve
I'm one man doing the work of seven interns
I wiggle like an inchworm, I'm so conscientious
Considerate to others like nobody's business
[Hook]
[Bridge]
That's just my ego talking
Thinks he's super hero awesome
Big chief, captain, president, and chairman over everything
[Verse 2]
My man Dave Gahan is in Depesche Mode
Used to have a crush on Michel'le from Death Row
This business is pop charts and who gets the top part
I still be wanting to mention Calista Flockhart
Yeah, and Jonathan Lipnicki
Madonna does ... sit with me
Bring me coconut water to swallow with this whiskey
And let's talk about the nautilus positive shit gets me
This is my emotional ape face
I'm president of the rappers that don't condone date rape
I should eat rice cakes and drink water fools
And learn to do yoga and vibrate my molecules
It's harder than finding coal in a seafloor
Or feeding poor people through the hole in a screen door
Shout out to first dude who pissed in the wind
And went in the woods despite the myth of Wendigo
I really wanna dress like Sun Ra
A mumran and dumb broad stalking the jungles of Punjab
My nickname is Lord Bravery
On voice memos that I tape record lazily
They be hatin' his brain
Cause they move with dumb words like ancient doorways can be
A trust that I .. limitless
I'm pretty sure I self deprecate for your benefit
[Hook]