Square pegs, square pegs, square, square pegs Always never quite right I'd like it if they liked us but I don't think they like us So tell me where's the party and how come we weren't invited? One size does not fit all Don't wanna wear my glasses, I have to wear my glasses Why are we wearing this year what they were wearing last year? Yeah, I'd be cuter without gum in my braces I hope the whole is greater than the sum of it's parts She said that she was but we know she isn't And she said that she would but he hasn't asked her He did, and we know it, but with whom? We can't guess it and they think that we're the Square pegs, square pegs, square, square pegs Really funny, who broke the π button on my calculator? May you be eternally grounded Me, get juiced with The Cool Patrol Uh, no thanks, why do you think they call it beer? I mean, listen to him Square pegs, square pegs, square, square pegs Ya know, our school colors should be black and blue Yeah, I mean no, huh, what? No, I don't think I have a bad attitude, why? Suspended, suspended for what? But they told me it was Senior Wig Day Honest, I don't even know how those worms got there Now, what would I do with 200 peanut butter cups? One size does not fit all