上海人叫乡下人乡巴子 Shanghainese call peasants “Country Bazi” 后首来叫香港人叫港巴子 then call Hongkong people “Kong Bazi” 台湾人当然就是台巴子 Of course Taiwanese are “Tai Bazi” 伊拉从来勿叫自家海巴子 but they never call themselves “Hai Bazi” 上海是最国际化个大城市 Shanghai is the most international metropolis 侬要勿是上海人真是退招势 it would be shameful if you are not a Shanghainese 啥地方侪勿及阿拉上海市 no place is better than our Shanghai 啥人侪比勿过阿拉海巴子 no one is better than we “Hai Bazi” 上海巴子 Shanghai Bazi~ 海巴子基本上只吃海瓜子 “Hai Bazi” usually eat clams 有辰光也会得嚼嚼香瓜子 Sometimes they also chew fried seeds 虽然伊拉咬勿大动西瓜子 though it’s hard for them to bite melon seeds 但是经常也会剥剥南瓜子 they frequently shell pumpkin seeds 下趟看到美国人叫美巴子 next time you see an American, remember to call him “Mei Bazi” 看到法国人就叫法巴子 Frenchmen would be “Fa Bazi” 日本人当然就是日巴子 Japaneses surly is “Ri Bazi” 就是千万覅叫上海人海巴子 But never call a Shanghainese “Hai Bazi” 上海巴子 Shanghai Bazi~ 上海巴子 Shanghai Bazi~