作词 : John Lennon/Paul McCartney
 作曲 : John Lennon/Paul McCartney
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly
I'm crying

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come

Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man, you've been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long

I am the eggman

We are the eggman

I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob
Mister City, policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row

See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run

I'm crying, I'm cryyyyyy-ing
I'm crying, I'm cryyyyyy
Yellow matter custard

Dripping from a dead dog's eye

Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess

Boy, you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down
I am the eggman
We are the eggman
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Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain
I am the eggman
We are the eggman
I am the warlus, goo goo g'joob
G-goo goo g'joob
Expert, textpert, choking smokers
Don't you think the joker laughs at you?

See how they smile like pigs in a sty
See how they snide
I'm crying

Semolina pilchard

Climbing on the Eiffel Tower


Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe

I am the eggman

We are the eggman

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