lao ba lao ma lang man shi: s01e036

Song 老爸老妈浪漫史:s01e03-6
Artist 英语听力
Album 老爸老妈浪漫史

Lyrics

[00:01.28] Police: Can't remember the last time I saw an international businessman with an untucked shirt.
[00:05.34] In addition, we received this footage, taken over the last few months.
[00:10.30] Barney: Believe it or not, that duffle bag thing worked.
[00:38.29] Ted: The truth is, my friend, he does this thing where he goes to airports with fake luggage to pick up girls.
[00:44.93] And we followed some here to Philadelphia.
[00:46.93] That's it. That's all this is.
[00:48.98] Police: Nobody's that lame.
[00:51.23] Ted: Yes, he's that lame. Tell him you're that lame.
[00:55.91] Barney: We are international businessmen...
[00:59.27] Ted: Oh, come on!
[01:00.40] Police: Sir! Lower your voice or I will restrain you.
[01:02.98] Barney: Dude, seriously, relax.
[01:04.76] Ted: We at least get to call our lawyer.
[01:07.74] Barney: Exactly. We have a lawyer?
[01:10.75] Marshall: Listen to me.
[01:13.06] You're both American citizens.
[01:14.48] Don't let them pull any Patriot-Act voodoo.
[01:16.10] You both retain the right to refuse to answer any questions without an attorney present.
[01:19.90] So don't say anything until I get there, all right? Okay, goodbye.
[01:22.98] Philly~!The adventure continues. Destroy!