| [00:01.28] | Police: Can't remember the last time I saw an international businessman with an untucked shirt. |
| [00:05.34] | In addition, we received this footage, taken over the last few months. |
| [00:10.30] | Barney: Believe it or not, that duffle bag thing worked. |
| [00:38.29] | Ted: The truth is, my friend, he does this thing where he goes to airports with fake luggage to pick up girls. |
| [00:44.93] | And we followed some here to Philadelphia. |
| [00:46.93] | That's it. That's all this is. |
| [00:48.98] | Police: Nobody's that lame. |
| [00:51.23] | Ted: Yes, he's that lame. Tell him you're that lame. |
| [00:55.91] | Barney: We are international businessmen... |
| [00:59.27] | Ted: Oh, come on! |
| [01:00.40] | Police: Sir! Lower your voice or I will restrain you. |
| [01:02.98] | Barney: Dude, seriously, relax. |
| [01:04.76] | Ted: We at least get to call our lawyer. |
| [01:07.74] | Barney: Exactly. We have a lawyer? |
| [01:10.75] | Marshall: Listen to me. |
| [01:13.06] | You're both American citizens. |
| [01:14.48] | Don't let them pull any Patriot-Act voodoo. |
| [01:16.10] | You both retain the right to refuse to answer any questions without an attorney present. |
| [01:19.90] | So don't say anything until I get there, all right? Okay, goodbye. |
| [01:22.98] | Philly~!The adventure continues. Destroy! |
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