| [00:00.00] | Barney: We are international businessmen on a very important international business trip. |
| [00:04.80] | I demand you release us immediately. |
| [00:07.19] | Ted: You demand? No, no, no, no, he does not demand. |
| [00:09.85] | We have no demands. |
| [00:11.40] | Police: Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to remain calm. |
| [00:13.23] | Ted: Okay, I'm calm. I'm totally calm. |
| [00:15.09] | Police: We've got footage of you placing two bags on JFK carousel three, |
| [00:19.94] | and abandoning them to purchase a last-minute flight with cash. |
| [00:23.60] | Barney: Those bags were your responsibility. |
| [00:25.50] | Ted: They were your bags. |
| [00:26.51] | Police: Sir, please. We're assessing the bag situation. |
| [00:29.49] | Ted: Look. This is all just...It's a misunderstanding. |
| [00:36.60] | Barney: Please. We are international businessmen. |
| [00:40.86] | My colleague accidentally left the bags there. |
| [00:43.94] | Now, please let us go before we miss our international business meeting. |