| [00:01.17] | Ted: Japan. |
| [00:08.79] | Barney: Okay, carousel four is tapped out. |
| [00:11.14] | Ready? 'Cause I'm about to drop some knowledge. |
| [00:12.60] | Cute girls are not from Buffalo. |
| [00:14.83] | Time out. Ten o'clock. |
| [00:17.48] | You ready to rock this, Ted? |
| [00:20.01] | Ted: All right, I think we need to refine our back-story first. How did we... |
| [00:22.64] | Barney: Ted! You klutzy, great guy you! |
| [00:24.80] | Barney: Hey. Barney. |
| [00:29.03] | Woman B: Hi. |
| [00:29.98] | Woman A: My God, are you okay? |
| [00:30.96] | Ted: I am so sorry. |
| [00:32.02] | Woman A: It's fine, no. You were a little shaky on your landing. I'd give you a 9.2. |
| [00:35.29] | Ted: Hi, I'm Ted. |
| [00:37.48] | Woman A: Laura. Look, I'm really sorry that we have to hit and run, but we've got a plane to catch. |
| [00:41.26] | Ted: Oh, where are you headed? |
| [00:42.30] | Woman A: Philadelphia. |
| [00:43.09] | Barney: Philly? That's where we're headed. |
| [00:45.17] | Woman A: You are? Well, then, we'll see you on the plane. |
| [00:48.78] | Barney: Yes, you will. Follow them. Tickets on me. |
| [00:52.94] | |
| [00:55.85] | And don't you dare get on that subsequent escalator! |
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