| [00:01.27] | Barney: Okay, we just do this one little thing and the rest of the night is ours. |
| [00:04.50] | Ted: Why do you have those suitcases and who are we picking up? |
| [00:06.56] | Barney: I don't know. Maybe her. Or her. |
| [00:10.67] | Ted: Wait. So, when you said you were going to pick someone up at the airport, |
| [00:14.07] | you meant you were going to pick someone up at the airport? |
| [00:17.66] | Barney: Scenario. Couple of girls fly into town looking for a fun weekend in NYC when they meet two handsome international businessmen just back from a lucrative trip to Japan. |
| [00:27.98] | Sample dialog. You have a wheelie bag? Wow, I have a wheelie bag. |
| [00:33.30] | Ted: You've got to be kidding me. |
| [00:34.24] | Barney: False. Sidebar. Tuck in your shirt. You look sketchy. |
| [00:37.24] | Ted: I'm sketchy? |
| [00:38.83] | Barney: Trust me, it's gonna be legendary. |
| [00:40.58] | Ted: Don't say legendary, okay? |
| [00:42.80] | You're too liberal with the word legendary. |
| [00:44.92] | Barney: We're building an igloo in Central Park. |
| [00:47.02] | It's gonna be legendary. Snowsuit up! |
| [00:49.55] | Barney: Ted, Ted, Ted. Right here! |
| [00:53.76] | This is happening. Now, you can either put the bags on the carousel now or you can listen to me give you a really long speech convincing you to put the bags on the carousel. |
| [01:00.57] | Your move. |
| [01:01.66] | Barney: Ted, since the dawn of time, mankind has struggled... |
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