| [00:00.92] | Barney: That's just a recipe for disaster. They work together. |
| [00:03.79] | Ted: You're jealous? |
| [00:04.80] | Barney: Oh, please. What does Carlos have that I don't? |
| [00:08.07] | Robin: A date tonight? |
| [00:09.78] | Lily: Stop the tape. Rewind, play it again. |
| [00:12.01] | Robin: A date tonight? |
| [00:15.08] | Barney: I'm not sure I like her. |
| [00:17.27] | Ted: Hey, don't you have a paper to write? |
| [00:18.88] | Marshall: Dude, you're talking to the kid. |
| [00:20.74] | Ted: I know it. |
| [00:21.32] | Marshall: I'm gonna knock back this beer, |
| [00:22.89] | I'm gonna knock back one more beer, |
| [00:24.65] | I'm gonna go home, I'm gonna write a 25-page paper, |
| [00:27.52] | I'm gonna hand it in and I'm gonna get an "A." |
| [00:29.89] | My name is Rufus and that's the Troofus. |
| [00:33.54] | He got a B-minus. But, still, 25 pages in one night, B-minus? |
| [00:37.74] | The kid was good. |
| [00:39.63] | Ted: At least, let me buy you a beer. |
| [00:41.42] | Come on, I'll buy everyone a beer. |
| [00:42.84] | Robin: I'll help carry. |
| [00:49.14] | Robin: You know something, Ted? |
| [00:49.97] | Ted: What? |
| [00:50.46] | Robin: You are a catch. |
| [00:51.65] | You're gonna make some girl very happy. |
| [00:54.26] | And I am going to help you find her. |
| [00:57.13] | Ted: Well, good luck. |
| [00:59.18] | I mean, maybe, New York is just too big a town. |
| [01:01.02] | I mean, there's millions of people in this city. |
| [01:03.08] | How, in all this mess, is a guy supposed to find the love of his life? |
| [01:06.17] | I mean, where even begin? |
| [01:11.20] | Robin: Hi, have you met Ted? |
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