| [00:00.29] | Barney: Statistic. At every New York party, |
| [00:01.97] | there's always a girl who has no idea whose party she's at. |
| [00:04.60] | She knows no one you know, and you will never see her again. |
| [00:07.76] | Do you see? Where I'm going? How is this? |
| [00:11.97] | Ted: Barney, I don't think so. |
| [00:13.70] | Barney: Scoping, bip, scoping, bip. |
| [00:16.86] | Lily: Man, you're a dork. |
| [00:18.00] | Barney: Bip, bip, bip, bip. Target acquired! |
| [00:20.76] | And now it's time we play a little game I like to call "have you met Ted?" |
| [00:24.20] | Ted: Oh, come on, not this. |
| [00:25.50] | Barney: Hi, have you met Ted? |
| [00:26.68] | Woman: No. |
| [00:27.55] | Ted: Hi. |
| [00:28.09] | Woman: Hi. |
| [00:28.63] | Barney: You know Marshall, Lily? |
| [00:30.24] | Woman: No. |
| [00:30.60] | Barney: Do you know anyone at this party? |
| [00:32.35] | Woman: I work with Carlos. |
| [00:34.07] | Barney: Excuse me. Anyone know a Carlos? |
| [00:36.79] | Ted: No. |
| [00:37.25] | Lily: No. |
| [00:37.95] | Barney: On a silver platter, bon appetite. |
| [00:41.48] | Ted: I don't think so. |
| [00:43.34] | Barney: Your loss, her gain. |
| [00:45.02] | Excuse me, can I show you the roof? |
| [00:47.28] | It's magical up there. |
| [00:48.37] | Woman: Sure. |
| [00:49.26] | Ted: Wait, wait, wait. Hey, I got that roof reserved. |
| [00:50.81] | Barney: Dude, Robin's not coming. |
| [00:52.61] | Ted: Hey, she's gonna show up. She'll show up. |
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