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Ted: I'll tell you something, though. |
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If a woman, not you, just some hypothetical woman, were to bear with me through all this. |
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I think I'd make a damn good husband. |
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Because that's the stuff I'd be good at. |
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Stuff like making her laugh and being a good father. |
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And walking her five hypothetical dogs. |
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Being a good kisser. |
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Robin: Everyone thinks they're a good kisser. |
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Ted: Oh, I've got references. |
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Robin: Goodnight, Ted. |
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Ted: And I'm a good handshaker. |
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Robin: That's a pretty great handshake. |
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Ted: And that was it. I'll probably never see her again. |
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Ted: What? |
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Marshall: That was the signal. |
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Lily: That long, lingering handshake. You should've kissed her. |
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Barney:There's no such thing as the signal. But, yeah, that was the signal. |
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Ranjit: Signal. |