| [00:00.00] | Ted: I'll tell you something, though. |
| [00:01.12] | If a woman, not you, just some hypothetical woman, were to bear with me through all this. |
| [00:06.81] | I think I'd make a damn good husband. |
| [00:09.37] | Because that's the stuff I'd be good at. |
| [00:10.95] | Stuff like making her laugh and being a good father. |
| [00:14.18] | And walking her five hypothetical dogs. |
| [00:19.71] | Being a good kisser. |
| [00:22.40] | Robin: Everyone thinks they're a good kisser. |
| [00:24.14] | Ted: Oh, I've got references. |
| [00:26.88] | Robin: Goodnight, Ted. |
| [00:34.28] | Ted: And I'm a good handshaker. |
| [00:36.54] | Robin: That's a pretty great handshake. |
| [00:42.34] | Ted: And that was it. I'll probably never see her again. |
| [00:48.16] | Ted: What? |
| [00:49.43] | Marshall: That was the signal. |
| [00:50.47] | Lily: That long, lingering handshake. You should've kissed her. |
| [00:54.01] | Barney:There's no such thing as the signal. But, yeah, that was the signal. |
| [00:58.82] | Ranjit: Signal. |
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