Goin down to Eva's for a jump and a holler
Gonna suck upon a bottle for a quarter and a dollar
Aw honey, honey got a wag in her tail 
Aw honey, honey got a donkey for sale
Jumpin' on a back beat, love to feel the crack 
Movin' the caboose a little further down the track
Aw honey, honey got a wag in her tail 
Aw honey, honey got a donkey for sale
California is shinin' brite
Colorado, what a delight
New Jersey ain't, New Jersey ain't 
New Jersey ain't what it used to be
Teddy's in the corner workin' up a sweat
Been workin' for a year and he ain't paid yet
Aw honey, honey got a wag in her tail 
Aw honey, honey got a donkey for sale
Old man Stewart burned his house down in a fire
Put his britches in the oven and his pork chop in the dryer
Aw honey, honey got a wag in her tail
Aw honey honey got a donkey for sale
Pennsylvannia is lookin' sweet
Knockin' me off my feet
New Jersey ain't, New Jersey ain't
New Jersey ain't workin' out for me
Six shots for everyone, a tax rebate!
I'm a man of the people and I'm feelin great
Aw honey, honey got a wag in her tail 
Aw honey, honey got a donkey for sale
California ain't lookin' right
Colorado ain't worth the price
New Jersey is, New Jersey is
New Jersey is where I want to be