| Song | The Duck Song |
| Artist | The Wildhearts |
| Album | Rock City Vs The Wildhearts |
| Be kind to your web-footed friends | |
| 'cause that duck might be somebody's mommy | |
| They live in the rivers and swamps | |
| Where the weather is always damp | |
| Well you may think that this is the end | |
| Well it is |