作词 : Alan Sharland/Martin Skarendahl/Irwin Sparks
 作曲 : Alan Sharland/Martin Skarendahl/Irwin Sparks
It's a miniature explosion from a toy hand grenade
It's just a scratch you can patch up before it fades
You don't start for anyone, and you only stop when you're done
The fire in your belly burns in your eyes
But it's not a war
It's just a little conversation
It's not a war
You're just a weirdo
It was a misplaced phrase, cut short our happy phase
But it's just a graze, not a war wound
And still you sneer at the bright side, and you pile up the sandbags
When you only need, look in my eyes
But it's not a war
It's just a little conversation
It's not a war
You're just a weirdo, a weirdo, a weirdo
You're just a weirdo, a weirdo, a weirdo
You're just a weirdo, a weirdo, a weirdo
It's not a war
It's not a war
It's just a little conversation, yeah
Been here before (Ha ha ha)
You're just a weirdo, a weirdo, a weirdo
You're just a weirdo, a weirdo, a weirdo
I love you, my weirdo, my weirdo, my weirdo
And it's not a war
It's just a little conversation