But first let me take a selfie
When Jason was at the table
I kept on seeing him look at me when he was with that other girl
Do you think he was just doing that to make me jealous?
Because he was totally texting me all night last night
And I don't know if it's a booty call
Like what do you think?
Do you think that girl was pretty?
It's not even summer, so why does the DJ keep on playing Summertime Sadness?
Can we go smoke a cigarette?
I really need one
But first
Let me take a selfie
Let me take a selfie

Can you guys help me pick a filter?
I don't know if I should go with XX Pro or Valencia
What should my caption be?
I want it to be something clever
How about "Livin' with my bitches, Hashtag LIVE"
It only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes
Should take it down down
But first let me take another selfie
Let me take another selfie
Selfie, selfie, selfie, selfie

Oh my god, Jason just texted me
I guess I took a good selfie